Forget Pearl Bailey -- the real star of this one, eventually, is Marisa Tomei!

Don't Touch -- November 6, 1985
What don't they want you to touch? Take a guess:
A) Poison
B) Electrical wires
C)Porcupines
D) Little boys

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The correct answer is D, believe it or not. And that's about all I can say. I probably broke the site's self-imposed family rating already.

High School Narc -- December 4, 1985