This one was ahead of its time. I don't remember the "War on Christmas" being nearly as loud an issue in the 80's as it is now. All they did back then was throw a menorah or two into their special Christmas Episodes, and everyone was happy. Now look at us. Bicker bicker bicker. Why can't we be more like these two?

Whatever you do, DON'T look directly at the male's smile in this ad. You won't be able to sleep tonight if you do.

Terrible Things My Mother Told Me -- January 20, 1988