Introduction


"Top Ten Songs of 1984" -- January 1, 1985 (UNCUT)

Douglas Adams talks about his computer game -- January 1, 1985

ORIGINAL GOONIES AD! -- May 31, 1985

The entire movie sheet that the "Goonies" ad appeared on UNCUT....but "Yellow Hair and the Fortress of Gold"? WTH?? Page two

Fred Meyer Electronics Sale From 1985 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

"Mario Mania" -- April 7, 1988 Page two

February 16, 1989 -- Comics, page 1 | Comics, page 2

March 3, 1989 -- Comics, page 1 | Comics, page 2 | Life in Hell
Front Page News It's about the crazy snowfall Portland got in early March. The article goes on about what a pain it was, but I was a kindergartener living in an apartment with about a thousand other kids. To me....THIS SNOW ROCKED. The rest of the article
The Oregonian A&E Rates the Radio Stations of 1989 It's like Spider-Man Reviews Crayons, only more pointless. Page two | Page three
Organ Grinder ad
Column by none other than Gerry Frank of Meier & Frank

March 6, 1989 -- Comics, page 1 | Comics, page 2
First Interstate Bank ad

March 7, 1989 -- Comics, page 1 | Comics, page 2

March 8, 1989 -- Comics, page 1 | Comics, page 2

March 9, 1989 -- Comics, page 1 | Comics, page 2

March 10, 1989 -- Comics, page 1 | Comics, page 2 | Life in Hell
Ad for Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Whoa dude, both Coreys in the same film...
Giganto Cell Phone Sale at Stereo Super Stores
The first "COPS" episode airs

March 11, 1989 -- Comics, page 1 | Comics, page 2
Microsoft is selling Word, Excel and PowerPoint...for the Mac!

March 13, 1989 -- Comics, page 1 | Comics, page 2
Mariners manager ponders whether or not to pick up Griffey
Toys R Us circular Page 2 | Page 3 |Page 4
J.K. Gill circular Page 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7

March 14, 1989 -- Comics, page 1 | Comics, page 2
Wanted: Grimmy
Plaid Pantry (temporarily) goes out of business

March 15, 1989 -- Comics, page 1 | Comics, page 2
Wanted: Mary Worth

March 16, 1989 -- Comics, page 1 | Comics, page 2
Margie Boule column, on Meryl Streep's next-door neighbor (in Portland)

March 17, 1989 -- Comics, page 1 | Comics, page 2 | Life in Hell
Just for the taste of it...A&E's center page | Part two | Part three
Ad for OMSI's "Designer Genes: Sizing Up Bioethics" exhibit Wurst. Exhibit. Evur. The boring subject matter was made worse by the fact that my mom took me there on its last day. Some of it was being taken down and the DC Super Heroes exhibit was being put up, but none of THAT was operable yet! Fun....

March 18, 1989 -- Comics, page 1 | Comics, page 2
TV Schedule
Rubenstein's ad

March 19, 1989
Article on John Callahan | Page two
Parade Magazine: "In Step With Maria Shriver"
Various items from that day's Target circular
Fred Meyer Nintendo Cart Clearance Holy cow! I could write a paragraph about every one of these. For starters, Dragon Power is a Dragonball Z game remade into an American title. The surf game with the ape is one of the rarest NES carts around. And don't get me started on Karnov....

Who is this Jerry Seinfeld guy anyway? -- July 3, 1989 TV schedule

Movie sheet -- July 3, 1989 (UNCUT)