RUPERT -- JUST BEING ME: No one wanted this one either. Can't see why. If I had to take a wild guess I'd have to say Rupert must be a former Survivor contestant from an early season. Either that or one of Portland's elected government officials.
The book is a collection of adventures from Rupert's past and present, like the time he bought a weed-eater or the time he ate 570 gallons of chili. And there's a color photo section!
What do you do with a book like this if you no longer want it? You donate it to a school charity, obviously.
TWISTER -- THE ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY: It's not the movie, it's not the book based on the movie, it's the raw screenplay. Does anyone out there think Twister was so well-written that they have to own the script?
I will say this. At least having a movie named Twister in fairly recent history prevents Hollywood from making a movie based on the party mat game.
A CATALOGUE OF THE AHMANSON-MURPHY ALDINE COLLECTION AT UCLA, FASCICULE II: Continuing down the list of unsellables is this -- and your uneducated guess is as good as mine.
The entire book is like this. The entire book, from cover to cover. Absolutely nothing inside tells you what it's about or what purpose it serves. Is it an ancient spellbook to summon a horrifying monster? I'd better keep it buried somewhere.
I think I just took this one so I could scan in the cover illustration and use it as desktop wallpaper. But now I think I might not.