2002

TED KULONGOSKI'S GUBERNATORIAL RACE CAMPAIGN AD The story you are about to see is a fib....but it's short.

2005

	MATTRESS FAIRY The best part is that in her next ad, she had to apologize for herself.
	ARE YOU MISSING YOUR SOCKS? Then obey the nerdy Rod Serling knockoff and buy some more.
	DARIA O'NEILL INTERVIEWS RUSTY NAILS THE CLOWN At this age, his nails prob'ly ARE rusty.

2006

	OUTRAGEOUS AUDIO!!! He's truly outrageous! Truly truly outrageous!
	OREGON RAIN You can't sell ice to an eskimo, but you apparently CAN sell Oregonians their own rain. Guys....this stuff isn't that hard to find.
	FREE DONUT FRIDAY During the final months of what was "UPN 49," the station raffled off free donuts to one business a week. They ran this ad every day during every single syndicated thing they owned. After this ends, you'll also see a promo announcing the oncoming PDX 49.
	THE TROJAN NUCLEAR POWER PLANT IMPLODES Cool, it blowed up!
	"I LOVE THE ROSE FESTIVAL! PIRATES! ARR!" That's about all the dialogue in what has to be the shortest Rose Festival ad ever made, as well as the shortest ad on the whole site. To pad things out, I added some...extra stuff to the end.
	PORTLAND LUMBERJAX What's lacrosse? It must be a game where you beat people with giant cotton swabs.
	OUTRAGEOUS AUDIO, PART TWO Now with the "ALL MONTH LONG" dancers!

2007

	THAT'S NOT A HAIR QUESTION "They seemed to think the whole situation was a joke!" ...Wow, really?
	MARDI GRAS FAUX PAS Could you ask for a better setup than this?
	MY DAD'S IN THIS ONE If you'll allow me a moment of nepotism...this IS my site.
	RON CARLSON'S LAST DAY He was on camera at KATU for twenty-eight years; he's in some of those clips from 1981.

2008

	FAREWELL JIM BOSLEY I still say he faked his death.
	PDX 49'S "MICHAEL ROCKSTAR" Boy, with this guy around, you hardly miss Daria, do you?