believe everything you read. I don't anymore. I just look at the
"You've done a nice job
decorating the White House."
--Jessica Simpson, after being introduced to Interior Secretary Gale Norton
"Everybody thinks I'm
--Jessica Simpson again
"Sometimes they hurt my
back. But I have too much fun with them."
--Rapper Li'l Kim on deciding not to have her breast implants removed
"Kaballah helps you
confront your fears. Like, if a girl borrowed my clothes and
never gave them back, and I saw her wearing them months later, I
would confront her."
"They're like the Taliban.
They're the vegetarian Taliban."
--Veronica Atkins, wife of the late famed Dr. Atkins, on a meat-avoiding group of physicians
"When I was president,
every American had access to french fries."
"My album is excellent. It
rocks. It's great. I got arrested nine times making it, it damn
well better be!"
"If you've never wanted to
kill your mate, you've never been in love."
"My style is impetuous, my
defense is impregnable and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart.
I want to eat your children. Praise be to Allah."
"It's like, if you only speak English and you're watching Telemundo--that's what CNN is like to me." --P. Diddy
"I like to drive with my
feet. How else could I put my clothes on and do my makeup?"
"It was very uncomfortable
up there on the cross."
--Jim Caviezel on starring in Passion of the Christ
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I devour coins!
Long live Gorf!
Gorfian Robots, attack, attack!
Gorfians take no prisoners!
Prepare to be annihilated, [your rank here]!
Bad move, [your rank here]!
Robot warriors, seek and destroy the [your rank here]!
I am the Gorfian Empire!
You will meet a Gorfian doom!
My Gorfian robots are unbeatable!
I am the Gorfian consciousness!
Some galactic defender you are, [your rank here]!
All hail the supreme Gorfian Empire!
Survival is impossible, [your rank here]!
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Gorfians conquer another galaxy!