| You challenge the alien to a duel. He snarls and accepts your challenge. "AND WHEN WE BEAT YOU, WE SHALL MOVE ON AND BEAT ALL OF EARTH.....INCLUDING YOUR PRECIOUS WEINER DOG....WE SHALL KILL HIM," he says with a sneer. "You already did," you say, and point to the UFO's bottom left side. "Oh. Shoot. Well, anyway, YOU WILL NOW PERISH!!" To make a long story short, you beat him to a pulp, steal his UFO, blast off to Eternia, steal He-Man's sword and use it to become Master of the Universe. And then this hot babe thing kisses you!* |
| YOU WIN YOU WIN YOU WIN!! |
| * note: if reader is a girl, substitute "hot man thing" for "hot babe thing" |