It's the guy from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist! "I need gopherchucks!" he says, and pulls two gophers out of the ground and swings them around fiercely while yelling something ninja-like, such as "AYAYAIYAYAIIIAYAIAYYAIYAYYAIAYAA!!" Your whole entourage faints at the sight of him. You start to run, but he blocks your path. You think you're surely doomed when you realize you know the Vulcan Neck Pinch! But there's no time for that, so you just pants him. "AIEIAIEIAAIEEIAAIEEEE!!! I HAVE LOST FAAAAACE!!!" he screams, and leaps out the window in shame of his exposed boxers. You are pretty certain that you won. Suddenly, a cow moos so loud at you that you explode!

GAME OVER! YOU LOSE! Try again....