It's LINK, the Hero of Hyrule! As for what he'd be doing at Microsoft, I have no idea. Apparently, Bill wasn't kidding about buying out Nintendo!

He poses in front of you seductively.
This is so awkward; what will you do?

Suddenly, the Powerpuff Girls fly in!

They start to beat him up over some feud you aren't aware of. You take this time to escape, but you accidentally take the wrong door and walk in on Mario and Pikachu!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! You manage to get away, somehow....

Now it's time to get down the hallway....