Star Ocean: The Second Story was released for the Playstation in 1999. The game is legendary not only for its depth of RPG gameplay, but for having one of the worst voice acting dubs ever recorded.

Now you have the power to annoy anyone you want, any time you want, in the presence of a PC with the Star Ocean 2 Pipe Organ of Doom. 42 of the game's most ghastly voice samples can be activated simply by pushing the organ's buttons!

This is a new and improved Flash-based version of the organ that should work on anything, with the exception of Apple devices like the iPad.

If you're stuck with the iPad, you could always try the original Javascript version, but it isn't guaranteed. Loading that version of the organ may cause your browser window to freeze for a few seconds. If you have anything else going on, this might interrupt things. The freeze is the program checking that all the voice samples are there, and it is perfectly normal. You'll get to use the organ shortly after.