It's a huge evil robot that can crush diamonds, and shoots lasers that can melt your brains WHILE your head is intact(as seen on the infomercial). "HA HA HA," it cackles in its robotic voice. "YOU NERDS ARE DOOMED. THERE IS NO WAY YOU CAN POSSIBLY BEAT ME. HA HA HA." Then, with his next sentence, the robot says "THIS PROGRAM HAS PERFORMED AN ILLEGAL OPERATION AND WILL HAVE TO CLOSE. ANY INFORMATION YOU SAVED WILL BE LOST." Then it collapsed into a pile of worthless parts. That was easy enough... Suddenly, a cow moos so loud at you that you explode!

GAME OVER! YOU LOSE! Play again.....