You believe Oprah, and step through her wormhole. WWWWWWOOOOOWWWWWWWW You appear in a place that's got EVERYTHING!! Jet boots! Flying green kangaroos! Street poles you can eat! And your brain instantly becomes enlighented with the ANSWERS TO ALL THE MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE!!! Suddenly, you feel very bored. There's nothing left to know anymore! And you're thinking, how is this even a Platypus Comix interactive story if none of it seems to involve Mulberry or Keiki or whoever? No, wait, you just came up with a mathematical formula to explain it. Rats. There's nothing you can't know.... "This is boring! I must actually be in hell!" "I'm afraid I can't answer that question." "Why?" "Because.....YOU'RE HITLER!!" "AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!" This annoying puffy-dressed clown girl named "Harle" materializes out of nowhere and says, "Ah, Hitler WAZ here, and he uzed the Dragon'z Tear to zwitch placez with you, and now yoo are heem and he iz you!! Quite ze predicament, yez? He deed it to ezcape from zis meaningless world. And now yoo are trapped in it az he iz back in reality, terrorizing peoplez, in your body." Well, there's one thing left to do....strangle Oprah for getting you in here in the first place!!! So out of curiosity, why did you listen to her anyway?

GAME OVER! YOU LOSE! Play again....