High Art

Hellooooo, fellow Internet readers! This is your Principal Scudworth speaking, of Clone High USA! I was just lounging around as I usually do, waiting for Season 2 to start, when I found this wonderful collection of Clone High-related artwork! I'm pleased that you all have decided whom your true lord and master is!

This afternoon I have gathered some of the very best examples of idolship and arranged them together in a little slideshow! ATTENDANCE IS MANDATORY!

"Scudsworth Mr B Clone High"
by shaggydope

Ha ha ha! I remember that day! Those were such fun times! Right, Mr. B?

I REMEMBER THE DETAILS A BIT DIFFERENTLYYYYYY

AS I RECALL IT THE OLIVE GARDEN DID NOT APPRECIATE YOUR ANTICS AND THREW US BOTH OOOOOOUT

AND TORE UP YOUR CAAAARD

What did those pinkish bluenoses honestly expect? When they play Heart of Glass on the PA system, who among us CAN'T show proper headbanging respect? No one rocks harder than Deborah Harry!

ACTUA----

I SAID NO ONE

"Abe and Joan"
by shaggydope

That's you, all right.

You think so, Joan? Well, if you were any more wrong, your wrongness would be antimatter! And then the universe would collapse and you know whose fault that would be? It would be YOURS, Joan!

I--

This mockery in no way represents me! My burning desire for Cleo's body is based on a lifelong friendship that naturally blossomed into romantic passion! Most of us can only dream of a relationship that deep and true!

*sigh*

"Food Pyramid"
by Muertoyfeliz

Now this? This I admire. I think everything about me is summed up here. My honesty, my unwavering principles, my willingness to not eat babies....I wish I had gone with this as my campaign poster. I would rather see this in the mirror every morning instead of my own reflection.

OH GET REAL LANKY MOLEY PERSON, EVERY THING I ER-UH SAID IN MY CAMPAIGN WAS THE UNVARNISHED TRUTH! ABE'S A TOD-MUNCHER! AND A WITCH!

I am not a witch! ...Hey, that would have been a good slogan too...

"Blue Mr. Butlertron"
by TehMadison

WHAT DO YOU THINK WESLEYYY

I ADMIRE HOW THE CERULEAN BLUE CLASHES WITH MY WOOLEN CARDIGAAAAAN

I think you should keep dreaming, because I'm not paying for that!

I ASKED TO BE BLUE, BUT ONLY ON THE OUTSIIIIIDE

"Ghandisquirtle"
by kyjast

Aw man! If I woke up one morning, and found this happened, it would be the most AWESOME THING EVER! I could take my house with me, I would fight Team Rocket every day, I would give everybody free drinks from my mouth! I would be sprayin' the ladies with water, and they'd get all wet and start macking on me at once....it would just be the greatest experience of my life.

THAT WAS, ER-UH, BEAUTIFUL.

"Joan of Arc"
by Floneko

Ha ha, wicked! Check it out, Joan, you're Slash!

I don't think I'm supposed to be Slash, I'm---

Dude, that is one snazzy hat! Can I borrow that hat from you?

I'M NOT WEARING THAT HAT--

Thanks, Joan! I owe you one!

"Raising Joan"
by emawolf

Hu......wh......ga......EXPLANATION, PLEASE???

I'm just as outraged as you, Joan! If I gave birth to you, why would I spend my hard-inherited dollars nannying you around for sixteen years? I have a life, you know!

Wait, are dumpster babies legal in this state? If so, I want to alter my answer.

"KLM FLIGHT 66 QUARENTINE"
by NTSBJackass

Now this one is actually part of a series, but....believe it or not, the others didn't make sense, so...I left them out of the slide tray.

Well, this doesn't make sense either. And I know I and Scudworth are normally operating from two separate storylines and don't really talk to each other, but I had to point this out because that's the kind of Spunky Steve I am.

Look closer at the dialogue, Abe. Maybe there's.....a message......

Y'know, now that you mention it, there does seem to be a message in this one.....a romantic message, in fact! I think it's awfully sweet.....

YOU DO??!!?????!!???? ABE, IT'S ALL TRUE!

Yeah? You'll have to show Lou to me sometime!

Who's......Lou?

Your boyfriend! I never knew you had one, but this piece of lovely hand-crafted art, which you just admitted reflects your feelings, clearly has you saying "I'm the one who truly loves Lou." I'm glad you found true love because as a friend, I was worried about you! Thought you were going to die a spinster, heh heh!

Er.....well.........we broke up......

That's a shame. You two looked so cute together!

YOU NEVER MET HIM!

"Vincent's Crush"
by beriiblizzard

You know, sometimes I think my life can't get any worse, and then I see something that puts it into perspective. Thank my mother's cells I don't have to deal with something like this in real life.

are you suuuure? hehehehhehehehehehhh

"Clone High Happy Birthday"
by alaskanbullworm

When I graduate Clone High, I wanna do this for a living. You know, a professional naked cake burster-outer....thinger.

Are you sure?

Think about this! You get to be naked, you get to have cake, you get to sit naked IN cake, you get to eat cake WHILE naked.....there are so many reasons I can't even list them all!

Well, more power to you!

"Clone High 1"
by HelixHartgrove

I've wondered how I would look in flare pants. I have to say, they do flatter me somewhat. I wonder what Cleo would think, though.

Who cares what Cleo thinks? There are people who love you--eh, like you just the way you are! No matter the pants you are clad in....

Yeah, but what does Cleo think of them?

"tshirt3: clone high"
by becci005

WELL RING-A-DING-DING! HERE'S A PIECE OF, ER-UH, ART I CAN REALLY WRAP MY HEAD AROUND! AND BY WRAP MY HEAD AROUND, I MEAN WRAP MY BODY AROUND! AND BY WRAP MY BODY AROUND, I MEAN NAIL THAT BROAD!

Giggity!

Wait, am I the one who says "Giggity" or is that George Washington Carver?

"rq mother and chiled"
by Lewamus

Let me guess, this is another of mine? Why am I getting the weirdest ones? Are these people on raisins?

That's you, Joan? Well, then who's the other Joan, and why is she a half robot-dinosaur?

ARE YOU ASKING ME?

Well, you knew the top one was you....

"Ghandi Bro pony sketch"
by Metalichking

Aw MAN.....

Ha! Now it's YOUR turn to be humiliated!

No, this is even better than the turtle! What I can't believe is that they forgot my cutie mark! How will I ever know what it is?

I don't know...what cutie mark would the original Ghandi have?

Oh, duh! Now it's simple! He'd have the girl who plays Annie Edison on Community!

Why.....?

Because she's HOT!

"Clone High Danielle Steel"
by NTSBJackass

Aaaaand there's rock bottom. I can't fathom a lazier, stupider, or more incomprehensible piece of fanart than this.

Take it easy, Joan -- it must have been at least good enough to use as a book cover.

Who played you in the Lifetime TV movie, Joan? Do you know?

"sunsets last 6 minutes"
by maekiel

When you're an internationally worshipped superstar reality show contest winner, like me, you learn from travelling the globe in your G5 that people are hurting out there, and there are social messages that need to be spread. And I just want to say to Joan and Cleo, right now, that you don't need to saw your noses off to be pretty. Your noses are fine right where they are; it's our differences that make us special! Let me tell you girls, I would give anything for real eyebrows like yours. You don't have to be the modern-day equivalent of Elvis, like me, to have enviable facial features. And that's all I have to say. Recycle!