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| There's this kid on the Internet who calls himself Kane after the guy from "Command and Conquer," or "KaneNODSoviet" as a full name, partly from C&C and partly after his favorite "country" in the whole wide world, Russia. One day he showed up in an Instant Message window and said: Kane: I MADE A COMIC!!!! Kane: PUT IT ON YOUR SITE!!!!!! Peter: Ah really. What's it about? Kane: HOLD ON ILL SEND IT TO YOU A minute and a half later an Email showed up....I was wondering just what Kane drew. Now I'm STILL wondering. |
| Peter: Uh....what's the joke? Kane: MY NAME IS IN IT Kane: AH HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHA Kane: THE MILK MAN Kane: THREATENING SUPER MONEY MAN Kane: ITS GOOD This was obviously no Calvin and Hobbes. It wasn't even worthy of being a Red Meat for cryin' out loud, even if I squinted my eyes. I didn't want to be cruel to Kane, though, so I didn't inform him how bad it was. The next day Kane showed up again....... Kane: HOLD ON HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE Sure enough, there was another one...... |
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| No, you're wrong.....Kane is 14 years old. At least he says he is..... I said I was going to give Kane one last chance to be funny, and then there was a long wait....and he finally came back with the ultimate one..... |
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| ** note: Kane may not have actually sent this one ** |
| Peter: Look, you commie.....some people have it and some people don't. Kane: I CAN MAKE IT FUNNY Peter: I thought you already did. Kane: WELL, UH..........I CAN MAKE IT FUNNY |
| If you can do better than Kane, then send your cartoons by clicking here! |
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