Last year I put together "AAIIIEEE, WHAT ARE THESE PEOPLE DOING," showcasing some of the best people ever photographed in my huge collection of National Geographics. Well, it was so long ago you've been desensitized to that kind of thing by now, so it's time to take off the gloves and get REALLY shocking.

Yes, I will now bring to you my collection of children that appear in Toys R Us catalogs. This will also be the last piece I do as a teenager(I turn 20 this Monday). At my age I don't have much saliva left, so you'll have to lick my finger for me as I turn the pages.
Bart: "Can I turn the pages with MY finger?"
Agnes: "NO!!!"
More to come. EEEEEEEK
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