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Issue #7 :: Princess Pi vs. Land Shark from Saturday Night Live :: Rls. Date: 05.16.11
Page Count: 2

Description: "Well, it's simple, really. The reason you have to go to school is...YOUR PARENTS ARE ALIENS! AND WHILE YOU'RE AT SCHOOL, THEY SHED THEIR HUMAN SKINS AND BREATHE DRYER LINT! Heheh!"

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Issue #6 :: Princess Pi vs. Prince William :: Rls. Date: 04.17.11
Page Count: 10

Description: "JONATHAN ANDERTON! YOU could use a GUINNESS right about now!!"

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Issue #5 :: Princess Pi vs. Princess Ip :: Rls. Date: 03.08.11
Page Count: 11

Description: if ( lisa.isBirthday ) print "Happy Birthday, Lisa."

if( floors.stickEMart && dad.sickEMart && hurl(brickEMart) && doh ) needKwikEMart = false;

class Monorail { awfullyLoud=false; trackCouldBend=false; brainDeadSlobs.give(cushyJobs); sentByDevil=false; }

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Issue #4 :: Princess Pi vs. Opposite Guy :: Rls. Date: 02.21.11
Page Count: 10

Description: "Have you found the red key yet? When you get the red key head back through the hedge maze to the scientist's lab. There you'll see three locks. Put the key into the far most left one. That'll will open the door to the +1 battle ax of Tzentch but also will release 3 time wyverns. Defeat them and save the gnome princess they were guarding. She'll join your party if you have positive reputation with the dragon clan and negative reputation with Majik Inc. If you have a high heart rating she will attack you if you talk to her so you'll need to use your time phase power and beat the QTE. Hopefully you didn't reduce funding because you will regret it.

"This of course assumes you defeated the first three gym leaders using only the shotgun."

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Issue #3 :: Princess Pi vs. The Totally Nazis :: Rls. Date: 02.07.11
Page Count: 10

Description: "It's ROLLING ROCK...on the ROLL AND ROCKER!"

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Issue #2 :: Princess Pi vs. Mojo Nixon :: Rls. Date: 01.23.11
Page Count: 10

Description: "Greta Garbo, Ada Munroe
Dietrich and DiMaggio
Marlon Brando, Jimmy Dean
On the cover of a magazine
Grace Kelly, Harlow Jean
Picture of a beauty queen
Gene Kelly, Fred Astaire
Sue Sylvester, dance on air
They had style, they had grace
Rita Hayworth gave good face
Lauren, Katherine, Lana too
William Schuster, I hate you
Ladies with an attitude
Fellas that were in the mood
Don't just stand there, let's get to it
Strike a pose, there's nothing to it

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Issue #1 :: Princess Pi vs. Everything :: Rls. Date: 01.01.11
Page Count: 20


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