A LAMB

The lamb. A Christmas staple. I'm not sure exactly why they're a Christmas staple. Didn't a few of them coach Mary when she birthed Jesus or something? The first toy to come off Playmobil's advent character is indeed a 2" plastic lamb. Colored white. Actually it's more an off-white; I'd almost call it bisque. I don't think the lamb would want to be referred to as 'bisque,' so we'll stick with white. He's a white lamb.


The lamb has a moveable head - you can either make it look proud or ashamed at will. On a related note, I don't eat lamb meat. I'll eat most other animals, but I've always found lambs to be too dog-like. And you can't eat dogs unless you're an Indian or if one of them won't stop shitting on your lawn. Likewise, the only lambs you should eat are the ones who keep shitting on your property. Seriously.