A PYGMY DEER!

The twelfth day of Christmas breezes by with a tiny toy deer. Like all the other animals in Playmobil's advent calendar, the deer can only make one animated gesture: moving its head up and down. There's a lot of Yes Men in this particular animal grouping, which is easily explained away since they're all friends with Jesus. If you were friends with Jesus, you'd shake your head in agreement with what he said an awful lot, too. It's a good thing their heads don't sway side-to-side, otherwise the man upstairs might banish them to farm hell forever.


One of the lambs (or sheep, I can barely tell anymore) befriended the new deer, sensing his nervousness and unease with the new surroundings. It's sort of like how a pack of wolves will occasionally take in a stray puppy and raise it as one of their own, only a lot more stupid. The Pygmy Deer is caramel-colored, but as I found out, remains completely inedible.