Who is this mystery woman? What's she doing here? What's she look like? Why does she have a sexy-color condom on top of her head? Are we ready...is the world ready to see her? Does a bear shit in the woods? If so, will the bear shit be represented in a small pile of brown plastic to be found in Advent Calendar Box #22? So many questions - so few answers. Best let her just turn around and hope we can handle the consequences. Prepare yourself for...
MARE WINNINGHAM III
She's back, and she's black. The THIRD Mare Winningham figure is either a godsend or Playmobil's idea of a sick joke, but either way, weeeee've got triplets! Two Mare Winninghams was confusing enough, but three? I hope the next box contains small toy ID tags so we can tell them apart. I mean, at this point, the slutty Mare Winningham II is only marked by her pink clothes. If she changes outfits, we might mistake her for the virginal Mare Winningham I. And what if Mare II gets a severe suntan - then we'll think she's the third! I wish that puppy in the last box was big enough to eat them all and put us out of our misery. Mare Winningham III is dressed in an aqua blue shirt and royal blue pants. That's a pretty bad outfit. Mare III sucks.
