The Super Mega Ultra Happy Fun Wand might seem a little redundant, considering that we've already gotten a few Christmas wands in previous boxes. But you're forgetting one very important thing. If Mare Winningham I has a wand, and if Mare Winningham II has a wand - well, then it certainly stands to reason that Mare Winningham III MUST HAVE A WAND!
Mare and Mare, wand and wand, Christmas and Kwanzaa. I like Mare III's wand better than the other wands, mostly because it looks like a psychotic traffic light. I enjoy the idea of Mare III directing lamb traffic. I'm not sure if the calendar has anymore wands or Mare Winninghams in store for us, but we're getting real close to Christmas now. We won't have to wait long. I just hope the fourth Mare, if there is one, knows how to put together a god damned matching outfit. Mare isn't supposed to be a runway model, but I know she ain't color blind.
