A FENCE

Ah, a plastic fence! Joy to the world! Actually, it's three separate plastic fences that join together to form one massive rotating plastic fence. Again, I'm not sure what this toy has to do with Christmas. I guess it's a good way to keep out people of other religions? If that's the case, I would've preferred a shotgun or a crab mallet. Preferably the crab mallet.


The fence is good for keeping the previous lamb toy locked up. I like to pretend that the lamb did something terrible to warrant it's imprisonment. But what crimes could a lamb commit? I couldn't think of anything either, so I've changed my vision: it's not really a lamb, it's a midget who kills people disguised in a lamb's costume. My hot new plastic fence will protect the world from further deadly dwarf action. Thanks, plastic fence.