Two beautiful bunny rabbits are served up in box #4, garnished delightfully with a bed of lettuce. Is this what the holy men ate at Christmas? Wild game? It's possible that the salad is for the rabbits themselves; after all, rabbits are a strictly vegetarian species and wouldn't eat meat if you paid them. Go ahead, try it. Try to bribe a rabbit into eating meat. You just can't do it. You'll plead your case, and for a slight moment afterwards, it'll appear as if the bunny is contemplating your reasoning. Then it runs away, leaving a pile of perfectly-shaped shit spheres, and you'll know it was all just some collosal joke on you and your rug.
Wait, are these hares? They might be hares. They've got longer legs than storebought rabbits, and no pretty color patterns. Plain old brown. Hey, wait a second - maybe they're chocolate Easter bunnies? Oh wait, it's a Christmas advent calendar. While two rabbits and a sheet of lettuce isn't exactly the number one item topping wish lists this year, at least it's not another stupid lamb. Could be worse too - they could've given us a plastic rock, or some plastic sticks. Sticks are for kids. :/
