- December 22, 2004 -
 MARE: Guys, I can't find Random Jim anywhere. I'm really concerned that Claire snuck in, killed him and brought his corpse back to Hell. KUSE: Mare, you're just being paranoid. You know how screwed up Jim was. He probably just wandered off. MARE: Maybe you're right. Besides, it's not like we were great friends with him or anything, y'know? People come and go. I shouldn't get so fricked up over it -- after all, it's Christmastime! Let's open today's gift from our voodoo gods!  MARE: Guys, look! We got a dog! KNACKS: This is great! I've always wanted a dog! And he looks just like that Dalmatian statue they always gave away during the old prize rounds on Wheel of Fortune! MARE: No it doesn't. KNACKS: Well, it's close. MARE: No it's not. KNACKS: You're right, my queen.  MARE: What are you talking about? He doesn't look like a rabbit. KUSE: I said he looks rabid, you wax-eared waster of time. MARE: Why are you so bitter? KUSE: Look, I'm just not a dog person.  MEGAMARE: GUYS. STOP THERE AND SMILE. THIS IS THE KODAK MOMENT. MARE: Should we say "cheese?" MEGAMARE: WE HAVE CHEESE?    WAITERBOT: Come on old pal! Don't be afraid! I used to do this all the time!  WAITERBOT: Time travel is completely safe! Follow me! |
