DECEMBER 12, 2005:


KNACKS: Do you ever think about Mare?

KUSE: Sometimes. I mean, last year was pretty interesting if nothing else. We didn't always see eye to eye, but yeah, I guess I do miss Mare a little bit.

KNACKS: I miss her a lot. I really thought she'd be back this year.


KUSE: I don't know, man. Santa was really vague about everything. She's either stuck in prehistoric times or floating around as a ghastly spirit or just plain dead. I'm holding a head, but I'm not going to hold my breath.

KNACKS: I keep looking at all the shitty gifts I'm getting and thinking that that's the reason this has been such a shitty Christmas season. Truth is, it just doesn't feel like Christmas without Mare here.

KUSE: Try not to think about it too much. There's really nothing we can do.


KUSE: Jeez, this place still gives me the creeps.

KNACKS: I'm still holding out hope. Maybe one of the boxes left has Mare in it.

KUSE: Knacks, even if one of them does, it won't be our Mare. It'll be some other Mare. You know the rules.

KNACKS: I just thought that if I wished hard enough, there wouldn't be a new Mare and we'd just get our old Mare back.


KNACKS: Instead, I'm getting rats.


KUSE: Like I said, Knacks. There's nothing you can do about it. Best you just forget about Mare and try to make the most of what we have.

KNACKS: You're wrong, Kuse. There's one thing I can do about it.


KNACKS: ...I can pray.

MEANWHILE...


WAITERBOT: ...Mare?


WAITERBOT: What are you doing? You've been staring out that window for over an hour.

MARE: Oh, nothing. I was just thinking.

WAITERBOT: Well knock it off, you're freaking me out.


WAITERBOT: Come downstairs. Inky is setting fire to Mrs. Claus's fingers and we're all having a blast watching it.

MARE: I'll be down in a minute...


TO BE CONTINUED!