MISTA SNOWMAN: Thanks for helping me with today's gift, Roboclown!
ROBOCLOWN: Don't mention it, it's nice to be out of the house for a while.
ROBOCLOWN: Hssxxlllo is finally calming down and acting normal, and I don't have to worry about him killing himself 24/7. Gotta say, it feels almost weird to have free time for myself.
MISTA SNOWMAN: Less talk, more LEGO gift building.
ROBOCLOWN: Be patient, Mista Snowman.
MISTA SNOWMAN: Today's gift is incredible!
ROBOCLOWN: I have no idea what this is supposed to be.
MISTA SNOWMAN: It's a very thick flag representing the unification of two formerly "iffy" nations, Honduras and Algeria. Inside a crate.
ROBOCLOWN: It really isn't. I must've put it together wrong.
ROBOCLOWN:A ha! Look over there! I forgot a piece!
MISTA SNOWMAN: You did? I thought I could trust you to do this right!
ROBOCLOWN: Hey wait a second, this piece has writing on it!
MISTA SNOWMAN: Words are great!
ROBOCLOWN: "Dear LEGO Advent Calendar Giftee: You and three friends have won all-access tickets to the fabulous St. Lukosville Skate Park. Congratulations on your prize!"
MISTA SNOWMAN: Are you saying...that we won a trip?
ROBOCLOWN: Yes!
MISTA SNOWMAN: Are you saying...that we won a trip....to the skate park in St. Lukosville?
ROBOCLOWN: Yes!
MISTA SNOWMAN: Excuse me for a second.
oh-thank-you-god THANK YOU oh-thank-you-god THANK YOU GOD, THANK YOU GOD....THANK YOU GOD!!!!
MISTA SNOWMAN: So when are we going?
ROBOCLOWN: There's no expiration date on the tickets...looks like we can go whenever we want!
MISTA SNOWMAN: Are you saying...that we won a trip....to the skate park in St. Lukosville...and we can go whenever we want?
LUKOSVILLE
LATER!
WAITERBOT: Are we really going to let him get away with this? 4.25 for lemonade?! I tell you Hssxxlllo, the raccoon's gone mad!
WAITERBOT: We need to tear down the lemonade stand and burn him alive!
HSSXXLLLO: I agree that the raccoon's prices are a little nuts, but it's supply and demand. If you want him to lower his prices, you're going to have to stop buying his lemonade.
WAITERBOT: But therein lies the problem! I can't stop, it's too delicious!
WAITERBOT: ....
HSSXXLLLO: ....
WAITERBOT: ....
HSSXXLLLO: ....
WAITERBOT: ....
HSSXXLLLO: ....
WAITERBOT: Okay, I admit it, that was pretty freakin' cute.
HSSXXLLLO: Cher was right, that is a smart raccoon. Notice how he always does something adorable right when he's about to get in trouble?
WAITERBOT: I have. It's another reason why he must die.
ENOUGH WITH RACCOONS
HSSXXLLLO: Hey guys, welcome home! What'd you get from the LEGO Calendar today?
MISTA SNOWMAN: Only the best present in the HISTORY OF EVERYTHING.
MISTA SNOWMAN: Sixteen words, Hssxxlllo: Free tickets...to the skate park...in St. Lukosville...and we can go...WHENEVER WE WANT.
ROBOCLOWN: The tickets came in a wooden crate, too! Think of the storage possibilities!
HSSXXLLLO: Wow, everything here seems to check out. The tickets have all sorts of official stamps and notarizations. For a second, I thought one of our enemies was trying to lure us into a trap.
MISTA SNOWMAN: No traps! Trips!
WAITERBOT: Don't tell me that you're seriously considering this nonsense, Hssxxlllo! This sordid vacation has trouble written all over it!
WAITERBOT: ...besides, our only means of transportation is a 24 inch car. Even if we could all fit inside, there would be raccoon hair everywhere!
MISTA SNOWMAN: Way ahead of ya, Waiterbuddy!
MISTA SNOWMAN: On the way home, we stopped at one of those car buying places! Say hello to Mista Motor, our new car! In holiday green!
HSSXXLLLO: You...you guys bought a car?
ROBOCLOWN: I tried to stop him, Hssxxlllo.
HSSXXLLLO: How much did this thing cost?!
MISTA SNOWMAN: Don't worry about it, I paid! I have money!
HSSXXLLLO: And it's all legitimate? Like, we're insured, and the car isn't really a monster, and it's not going to transform into some kind of missile-shooting robot or anything like that?
MISTA SNOWMAN: NO I told you, I have money!
ROBOCLOWN: Well Hssxxlllo, what do you think?
HSSXXLLLO: I think we're going to St. Lukosville!
MISTA SNOWMAN: OH FUCK YES.
WAITERBOT: Did you really have to pick a 1977 Ford Pinto? This car is antiquated shit!
LATER!
HSSXXLLLO: Okay LEGO guys, stay safe! Make sure you take care of tomorrow's Advent Calendar gift!
TONY: Stop worrying, Hssxxlllo! Have fun at the skate park!
ROBOCLOWN: ...and you're sure you know how to drive this thing?
HSSXXLLLO: Are you kidding? Back on Amalthea, I owned the streets.
ROBOCLOWN:Realllllly. You used to drive cars...on the third moon of Jupiter? Really, I see. Was there some cosmic hiccup that allowed the kind of gravity needed for such an activity, over there by Jupiter? You drove cars on Amalthea. Uh huh, absolutely.
HSSXXLLLO: Now I just need to remember the magic chant that will signal this creature to move forward.
WAITERBOT: What are you looking at?!
MISTA SNOWMAN: I am going to stare at you the whoooole time we're on the road. By the time we get to St. Lukosville, I will have every square inch of your face irrevocably memorized!
