WAITERBOT: Oh for the love of...will you hurry it up?! We've been standing here for an hour! ROBOCLOWN: Easy, Waiterbot. Hssxxlllo is afraid of heights. HSSXXLLLO: Almost done, guys. This one's a little heavy and...wet? Wait a sec...what is this thing?! HSSXXLLLO: Holy carrots! HSSXXLLLO: Guys, call me crazy, but I'm pretty sure that today's gift is a LEGO snowman! WAITERBOT: Wh--what?! I HATE snowmen! If there's anything Arcano did right, it's blasting that last one we had into a puddle of death! HSSXXLLLO: How could you say that about Mista Snowman?! Now stop being such a creep and build this thing! WAITERBOT: Build it yourself! I am protesting! TONY: I don't get it, Waiterbot. Why do you hate snowmen so much? WAITERBOT: If you met the last one I knew, you'd understand. TONY: So who's this "Arcano" you guys keep talking about? He sounds tall. WAITERBOT: He's not. But he's green and he can shoot red laser beams from his eyes. TONY: And he killed this other snowman you used to know? WAITERBOT: It was his only positive. HSSXXLLLO: Hey, Waiterbot! I'm almost done putting this guy together...you sure you don't want to help? You can put the hat on him! WAITERBOT: NO I DON'T WANT TO HELP, THANK YOU. Leave me alone! WAITERBOT: Rabbits are such pests! WAITERBOT: Anyway, like I was saying, Arcano did lots of shitty stuff, but when it came to snowmen, he...uh...he...hmm...uh... TONY: Is there something wrong, Waiterbot? WAITERBOT: Uh....uh...hmmm... WAITERBOT: ..... WAITERBOT: Oh my God. WAITERBOT: HSSXXLLLO, STOP! DON'T PUT THE HAT ON THAT SNOWMAN!!! WAIT! HSSXXLLLO: And there! He's all finished! What a spiffy snowman, wouldn't you say? ROBOCLOWN: He's fantastic! Such a clever use of a broom, too! HSSXXLLLO: Yeah!! I WANT AN OFFICIAL RED RYDER CARBINE-ACTION TWO HUNDRED SHOT RANGE MODEL AIR RIFLE WAITERBOT: Noooooooooo! HSSXXLLLO: Mista Snowman?!! You're alive! You're alive! MISTA SNOWMAN: Has there ever been more undeniable proof of Christmas magic? HSSXXLLLO: But...how?! How did this happen?!! MISTA SNOWMAN: I don't care! WAITERBOT: Oh God...not him...not Mista Snowman...anything...anyone else...even Lipton... MISTA SNOWMAN: What's wrong with my buddy Waiterbot? HSSXXLLLO: Eh, don't pay any attention to him. He's just mean and gross. MISTA SNOWMAN: Naw, he's golden and misunderstood and he needs CHEERING UP by way of SONG! The mood is right! The spirit's up! We're here tonight! OHHHHH AND THAT'S E-NUFFFFFFF WAITERBOT: Oh God...please...burn me...burn me alive...burn me alive and then stab me...please... HSSXXLLLO: I don't think your song is working, Mista Snowman. MISTA SNOWMAN: Then it's obvious what my next step must be! COOKIE BAKING (click here to close window)