ARCANO: ENOUGH STALLING. WE WILL NOW CONSUMMATE AND PROCREATE, AND WE SHALL DO IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR HUSBAND AND FRIENDS.
MARE: You fucking sicko! Why can't you just leave me alone?!
KUSE: Mare, take it easy...he's dangerous...
MARE:Fuck that, Kuse! This guy broke down our mansion, made us lam it at a fucking abandoned circus, kidnapped us, and turned a once-gregarious elephant into a killer coconut crab. And why?! Because he wanted to fuck me?!
ARCANO: IN A NUTSHELL, YOU ARE CORRECT.
JET: So that's Arcano, huh?
HSSXXLLLO: Yep. That's the dude.
JET: I pictured him a lot taller.
HSSXXLLLO: Jet, believe me, he's more powerful than he looks.
MARE: I'm gonna kill this rat bastard! I've had enough!
KUSE: Mare, stop! You're all out of hand energy, remember?
MARE: Naw, I feel it building back up again. It's kind of like being hungry and then eating.
KUSE: I see.
MARE: Yeah, that's right Arcano! I am taking you OUT. I have had way, waaay, WAY too much of your bullshit.
ARCANO: YOUR IDEA OF FOREPLAY CONCERNS ME. SEE A SHRINK.
MARE: Oh shut the fuck up!
MARE: Put your hands up, motherfucker!
ARCANO: EHHHH HEH HEH HEH HEHHHH. YOU HONESTLY BELIEVE THAT YOU CAN DEFEAT ARCANO THE ALMIGHTY...BY YOURSELF?
SANTA: Hey Dr. Sbaitso! Who said she'd be killing you by herself?
JAMES LIPTON: I don't find your furniture prices reasonable at all!
MARE: Haha, now you're in for it, asshole. Let's do this!
ARCANO: THE LAST TIME YOU TRIED TO OUTNUMBER ME, I TURNED YOUR PETS INTO CRABS. WHAT WILL ARCANO DO THIS TIME????
ARCANO: THE TRUTH IS, I ALREADY TOOK WHAT I WANTED FROM YOU. THIS SEXUAL CHASE IS PURELY FOR KICKS.
MARE: What the fuck are you talking about, you demon?!
ARCANO: PLEASE ALLOW ME A FEW SOLO PICTURES TO EXPLAIN.
ARCANO: YOU SEE, MARE, IT'S LIKE THIS. WHILE YOU THREE WERE IN MY DUNGEON, I'D OCCASIONALLY USE MAGICAL DUST TO RENDER YOU UNCONSCIOUS.
ARCANO: THEN I WOULD SEND MY ELITE TEAM OF MEDICAL EXPERTS TO HARVEST YOUR PRECIOUS EGGS, USING ONLY THE LATEST IN FORCED SURGICAL TECHNOLOGIES.
ARCANO: THEN, I WOULD GIVE YOUR EGGS TO MY OTHER ELITE TEAM, THIS TIME OF SCIENTISTS, WHERE THEY WOULD MIX IT WITH MY SPECIAL JUICES TO CREATE THE GENETICALLY INFALLIBLE CHILDREN THAT I'VE LONGED FOR.
ARCANO: MARE, MEET YOUR SONS, DEATH AND MR. BALLOONS!
MR. BALLOONS: Hiya Mom. We're gonna do ya in the butt.
MARE: Oh. My. God.
KUSE: Mare, they're hideous! But...they're your kids?!
MARE: No fucking way. I am so not the type of girl to get attached to people just because my eggs were used to make them.
MARE: Whether they're mine or not, those kids must be destroyed!
ARCANO: THE TIME IS NOW! WE'VE HIT OUR OPUS OF DEPRAVITY. DEATH...MR. BALLOONS...READY YOURSELVES!
ARCANO:ATTACK!
LEGO SANTA: Now hold on just a minute there, buster!
ARCANO: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT NOW?
MARE: Is that...another Santa?!
KUSE: Keebler edition.
ARCANO: INTRODUCE YOURSELF AND STATE YOUR INTENTIONS, RED-CLAD INTERRUPTOR.
LEGO SANTA: Isn't it obvious? I'm the official Santa Claus of the 2009 LEGO Advent Calendar!
MARE: But Santa! You usually don't come out of a gift box until Christmas Eve!
LEGO SANTA: Well sorry if I got a little antsy in there, Mare! Would you prefer that I leave and go sit in a box while these guys kill you?
ARCANO: I HAVE NO ISSUE WITH YOU, MAGNETO. LEAVE THIS PLACE AND YOUR LIFE WILL BE SPARED.
LEGO SANTA: Sorry, Arcano...no can do! Santas have to fight for what's right! Now I want you to PROMISE to stop all of this weird shit, and leave these nice folks alone!
ARCANO: YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE, FARMER. NOW YOU WILL DIE WITH THE REST OF THEM.
LEGO SANTA: I was afraid that you wouldn't listen to reason, but Santa always has a contingency plan.
LEGO SANTA: You see, when I crawled out of my box, I met these two ladies. They weren't so nice at first, but after I explained the true meaning of Christmas, they lightened up and we danced and danced and danced.
HARE: Are we really going to do this, Claire?
CLAIRE: Santa promised us total absolution for all past crimes. I gotta tell you, it'd be really sweet to enter 2010 with a clean slate.
MARE: What?! My sisters?! I'm supposed to believe that they're gonna help us?!
HSSXXLLLO: Actually Mare, they haven't been so bad this year. They killed a few skaters and Hare refused to conga, but all in all...really not so bad!
MARE: Oh PLEASE.
ARCANO: RIGHT YOU ARE NOT TO TRUST THEM, MARE. I KNOW THESE TWO. THESE TWO CANNOT RESIST THE SWEET SOUNDS OF EVIL.
ARCANO: ISN'T THAT RIGHT, HARE AND CLAIRE? SURELY YOU WOULD PREFER TO JOIN ME IN MY ESCAPADES.
ARCANO: COME ON. DO YOU NOT REMEMBER ALL THE FUN WE HAD LAST YEAR?
HARE: That fucker still owes us money, doesn't he?
CLAIRE: Yup.
HARE: He does have a point, though. Those memories! Remember all of that fun, horrible shit we used to do?
CLAIRE: Not really.
CLAIRE: All I remember...
CLAIRE: ...are the dreams in the mist.
THEEEESE DREAMS!
...GO ON WHEN I CLOSE MY EYYYYESSS....
EVERY SECOND OF THE NIGHT!
I LIVE ANOTHER LIFE!
THEEESE DREAMS!
...THAT SLEEP WHEN IT'S COLD OUTSIIIIIIIIDE....
EVERY MOMMMMMENT I'M AWAKE!
...THE FURTHER I'M AWAY!
JET: Oooh, I've always loved this song!
HSSXXLLLO: Me too, Jet!
MARE: See, I knew this was bullshit. Look at those two, they're out of their fucking minds! They're crazy!
KUSE: Crazy like a fox, Mare.
MARE: What are you talking about?!
KUSE: See?! Arcano and Death and Mr. Balloons are totally mesmerized by their random song and dance number! Now's your chance to blast them!
