HSSXXLLLO: Well, I suppose I should give you two the grand tour. Tony...Mista Snowman...this is our home!
TONY: It looks a little cramped.
HSSXXLLLO: Yeah, but it has southern exposure! How's that for a "bright" side?
WAITERBOT: Oh HA HA HA.
HSSXXLLLO: Shut up, Waiterbot.
HSSXXLLLO: Hmmm...where should I start?
MISTA SNOWMAN: At the top!
HSSXXLLLO: Okay, I guess you'd call it our "entry wing." This is where we keep our basket full of masks, ham and microphones.
TONY: And what's that little patch of hay over there?
HSSXXLLLO: That's where I go to shit.
HSSXXLLLO: And this is our main living area. This is where we keep our carrots, swords and tree stumps.
TONY: And that's it? No big screen TV, no pool table, nothing?
HSSXXLLLO: We can't afford that kind of stuff.
MISTA SNOWMAN: I have a question! *raises hand*
MISTA SNOWMAN: This place is seriously boss, but where are all of our friends?! Where's Kuse? And Mare and Knacks? And Man Eating Chicken and Fireman? And James? And Tigerboy? And Box and Doctor?
HSSXXLLLO: Mista Snowman, don't you remember? Arcano either killed or kidnapped them.
MISTA SNOWMAN: Wow!
MURDER MYSTERY EVENT
HSSXXLLLO: I've been trying to find Arcano using Knacks's old laptop. So far, no luck. Arcano hasn't updated his personal site in almost a year.
MISTA SNOWMAN: You should let me have a crack at it!
HSSXXLLLO: You? What do you know about computers, Mista Snowman?
MISTA SNOWMAN: Please, I am so tech savvy, it's not even funny!
HSSXXLLLO: I guess it couldn't hurt. Go for it...let me know if you find anything!
MISTA SNOWMAN: Not "if," my friend! "When!"
HSSXXLLLO: Okay, now what's your problem, then?
WAITERBOT: You know very well what my "problem" is. My "problem" is the return of that insipid snowman, and his idiotic trampling of my rightfully deserved place on center stage!
HSSXXLLLO: So, you're mad that Mista Snowman is commanding all of the attention...and you're pouting about it?
WAITERBOT: YES, OBVIOUSLY. This is my patented seated pout pose!
HSSXXLLLO: Good luck with that. You know, if you wanted to be more relevant, you could always go grab today's LEGO gift.
WAITERBOT: Do not try to use my bitter feelings to make me do chores! I am too smart for these tricks!
ROBOCLOWN: Psst, if I were you, I'd take Hssxxlllo up on his LEGO offer.
WAITERBOT: If you were me, you wouldn't have cut-up tree light wires popping out of your head. I do not converse with freaks!
ROBOCLOWN: Have it your way, but I think you're overlooking something...
ROBOCLOWN: I've heard you guys talk about how bad the LEGO Advent Calendar gifts used to be, but look at what we're getting this year! In just two days, we got a guy with a plain shirt and a snowman who had the inner strength to transform into an old friend! Obviously. LEGO is going for the gold in 2009.
WAITERBOT: Hmmm, you do have a point. I hate to admit it, but the LEGO gifts have been of a consistently higher caliber this year.
ROBOCLOWN: See? You should listen to me more often!
WAITERBOT: I will not!
WAITERBOT: ...and if I go to pick up today's LEGO gift by myself, then that would mean it's all mine! Possession: 9/10ths in the hands of many, 10/10ths in the hands of Waiterbot!
HSSXXLLLO: How's everything going with the search?
MISTA SNOWMAN: I'm making serious headway! I'm this close to pinpointing the location of Arcano's secret hideout!
HSSXXLLLO: Really?! I've been trying to find that place for months!
MISTA SNOWMAN: Uh oh, look who it is! Rudolph's belligerent reindeer coach! Doesn't he remind you of Kevin Arnold's old gym teacher from The Wonder Years?
