HSSXXLLLO: I don't get it. You were only on the computer for 20 minutes. How did you manage to completely infect it with spyware and malware?
MISTA SNOWMAN: This window popped up and asked if I wanted to activate a "firewall," and I thought, "uh, NO, the last thing I want is a wall of fire!" Bad move?
HSSXXLLLO: Waiterbot, would you mind handling LEGO again today? This is going to take me hours to fix.
WAITERBOT: Fool me twice, shame on me! I will NOT return to that barren wasteland of shitty gifts and endless, excruciating mental torment!
ROBOCLOWN: I'll do it, Hssxxlllo!
HSSXXLLLO: Thanks, Roboclown...glad to know that there's someone here I can count on.
WAITERBOT: Yeah, and that someone is a sucker!
WAITERBOT: Have fun at the dandy ol' LEGO Advent Calendar, you mechanical twatfaced brick! May its horrible gifts ruin your Christmas season!
ROBOCLOWN: Waiterbot, you put too much emphasis on quality. It's the thought that counts.
WAITERBOT: No it is not!
ROBOCLOWN: You know, there are people all over the world who don't even get a present for Christmas. And yet, here we are, "saddled" with the "nuisance" of getting twenty-five of them! You're such a pessimist!
WAITERBOT: ....
ROBOCLOWN: Waiterbot, are you even listening to me?
WAITERBOT: ....
WAITERBOT: ....
WAITERBOT: TONY, GET YOUR FUCKING LEGO ASS OFF OF MY GOD DAMNED LEGO SLED!
LATER!
HSSXXLLLO: Santa! This is a surprise! Didn't expect you to check on us so soon!
SANTA: Yeah well...eh...you know what Hssxxlllo, I've gotta be honest...I'm just not big on small talk.
SANTA: I'm here because we got word up at "da pole" that you guys got some kind of toy sled from the LEGO Calendar. We're doing this Toys For Tots charity drive. Wanted to see if I could have it?
WAITERBOT: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!
HSSXXLLLO: Waiterbot, don't be an ass! It's for charity!
WAITERBOT: Charity is for asses. This is MY sled, and so it shall remain!
SANTA: Step aside, Hssxxlllo...I'll handle this.
SANTA: Waiterbot, I see that aren't willing to donate the sled. So, how about a trade instead? You let me take the sled, and in return, you'll get a gift that's worth at least ten times more. What do you say?
WAITERBOT: So I give you this, and I'll get a gift that's ten times better?
SANTA: Yes.
WAITERBOT: Interesting. Very interesting.
WAITERBOT: Hmmmm....
WAITERBOT: Okay Santa, you have a deal.
SANTA: Great, thanks so much! There's going to be one very happy needy child come Christmas morning!
WAITERBOT: I do not care about him or her!
SANTA: Well, I best be on my way.
HSSXXLLLO: Thanks for dropping by, Santa. Next time, you should stay for dinner!
SANTA: Yeah...I'll uh...I'll think on that one, okay?
WAITERBOT: Uh, SANTA, aren't you forgetting something? Where's my gift?!
SANTA: Waiterbot, you already got it! The gift of giving! It's priceless!
WAITERBOT: Wh---WHAT?!!
WAITERBOT: You...you TRICKED me! This is against the rules! The trade is void!
HSSXXLLLO: That was great, Santa.
SANTA: A little cliched, but it got the job done.
WAITERBOT: SANTA, GET BACK HERE WITH MY LEGO SLED!
WAITERBOT: I can't believe this! The mighty Waiterbot...outfoxed by some fat old invalid! What a horrible day!
ROBOCLOWN: Hey buddy, I just got in. What's going on?
WAITERBOT: Go away, Roboclown. I am in no mood for banter.
ROBOCLOWN: That's okay, I just wanted to introduce you to Sam. Sam was today's LEGO gift. He has a sharp mind and sharp shoes.
WAITERBOT: What?! You got a person?! That's unfair!
ROBOCLOWN: It's a pity you didn't go to collect him yourself...I imagine that he would've been a terrific henchman.
ROBOCLOWN: Come on, Sam. I want you to introduce you to Tony.
WAITERBOT: I can't believe this! First I lose my sled, and NOW I've lost the chance to rebuild my army of mindless slaves!
