HSSXXLLLO: You almost got it! Just a little more to the left...there! Perfect!
HSSXXLLLO: Thanks so much for dragging that tree home, Roboclown. It feels so much more Christmassy in here, now!
ROBOCLOWN: I don't know...did I pick a good tree? It seems a little big for this place.
HSSXXLLLO: No, it's just right! It's like the cover of this month's Family Circle!
WAITERBOT: Hssxxlllo! Get away from that tree and solve my latest problem!
HSSXXLLLO: What is it now, Waiterbot?
WAITERBOT: It's this food! How many times must we eat the same chicken and mallet of ham? I tire of this repetitive cuisine!
HSSXXLLLO: Well, you could always eat the carrots?
WAITERBOT: No I cannot!
HSSXXLLLO: I guess we could sift through our old storage trunk to see if there's anything edible inside.
WAITERBOT:Storage trunk?! Where did that thing come from?
HSSXXLLLO: What are you talking about? It's been there this whole time!
WAITERBOT: Hssxxlllo, you can't fool me. We've been living here for months, and I have never seen that trunk before.
HSSXXLLLO: I don't know what to tell you. It's been right there, I don't know how you could miss it.
WAITERBOT: I shall deal with your plot contrivances later...OPEN THE TRUNK!
WAITERBOT: Well? Is there food in there or not?!
HSSXXLLLO: Give me a second! I had no idea we stuffed this thing with so much junk!
HSSXXLLLO: Whose mace is this?
WAITERBOT: That's mine.
HSSXXLLLO: How could it be yours? You already said that you've never even seen this trunk before.
WAITERBOT: Look, I don't know how it got in there, but that is obviously my mace!
HSSXXLLLO: What's this doll? I don't remember us ever owning a doll.
WAITERBOT: That's also mine.
HSSXXLLLO:This is yours? Hahahahaha!
WAITERBOT: Just give me the fucking doll you troll.
HSSXXLLLO: Man, what a load of crud. Wilted lettuce...a broken flashlight...I honestly don't know if there's a single thing of any value here!
HSSXXLLLO: Guys, let's head down to LEGO. Maybe they'll break longstanding tradition by giving us something yummy to eat.
ROBOCLOWN: Sounds like a serviceable plan to me.
WAITERBOT: Wait a second...why are you wearing a scarf?
HSSXXLLLO: It was in the trunk. What do you think?
WAITERBOT: I think you look like an asshole.
HSSXXLLLO: Tony, Sam! We're gonna go pick up today's LEGO gift...would you mind staying behind and sorting through the rest of that crap?
TONY: Sure thing, Hssxxlllo! Have fun down there!
HSSXXLLLO: We'll try!
LATER!
WAITERBOT: A lamppost?! I can't eat this!
HSSXXLLLO: Man, the LEGO Calendar is really sucking lately, no?
ROBOCLOWN: Indeed, and how are we supposed to carry a giant lamppost home?
HSSXXLLLO: Well, you did carry a ten foot tree home this morning, Roboclown.
ROBOCLOWN: Prove it.
HSSXXLLLO: Eh, let's just leave it here. It's pretty dark at this Calendar, anyway.
ROBOCLOWN: Sounds like a serviceable plan to me.
HSSXXLLLO: You already said that once today.
ROBOCLOWN: I hadn't realized that certain statements had a daily cap, Hssxxlllo.
HSSXXLLLO: Mista Snowman, are you okay? You've barely said a word all day!
MISTA SNOWMAN: Well, since you asked, I am a little annoyed with you, Hssxxlllo.
HSSXXLLLO: What?! You're annoyed at me?! I've never seen you get annoyed at anything!
MISTA SNOWMAN: I've evolved!
HSSXXLLLO: So what's the problem, then?
MISTA SNOWMAN: I just think that it's kinda stinky that you didn't come talk to me before prancing around in that scarf. Scarves are my territory. Can't a snowman have his trademark?
HSSXXLLLO: Do you want me to stop wearing the scarf?
MISTA SNOWMAN: NO I LOVE IT! It's red like a Christmas hat!
MEANWHILE...
TONY: Can you believe this stuff? What's with this starfish?!
SAM: I have absolutely no idea. We're obviously living with a bunch of psychopaths.
*rustle rustle rustle*
TONY: Did you hear that?
SAM: Hear what?
TONY: I don't know...it was some kind of sound.
SAM: "Some kind?" What kind?!
TONY: I don't know! It was funny, squeaky sound.
TONY: There, I just heard it again! I think it's coming from that tree!
SAM: Tony, are you nuts? I didn't hear anything!
TONY: Just get up and help me...there's something in that tree!
SAM: Okay, I take it back. I definitely hear something moving around in there.
TONY: I think it's over on this side somewhere...
TONY: Hello? Anyone there??? Come out, come out, wherever you are!
TONY: AHHH! It's a rat! Kill it, kill it!
SAM: Oh my God! A giant, killer rat! It's going to destroy us all!
