WAITERBOT: Can you believe this? Twenty-five cents for a lousy cup of liquid heartburn? Pure extortion!
ROBOCLOWN: Oh come on, a quarter is totally reasonable for a glass of lemonade. You're just complaining for the sake of it, as usual.
WAITERBOT: Give me the number of the Better Business Bureau.
WAITERBOT: Where's Hssxxlllo? I'll use my charm to get him to persuade that raccoon to lower his prices!
ROBOCLOWN: No...you won't. Hssxxlllo is asleep and don't you dare wake him up. The poor kid's exhausted.
WAITERBOT: Infernal clown! Everything you say is the opposite of what it should be!
WAITERBOT: ...and of course, the longer I stare at that insipid lemonade stand, the more thirsty I seem to become.
ROBOCLOWN: This raccoon really is a master marketeer.
WAITERBOT: He's an exploitative slumlord and I will destroy him!
WAITERBOT: Gah, I can't take this...I need lemonade. Charles, go into my lair and fetch me twenty-five pennies.
SMITH: But Waiterbot, I know I saw a few quarters in there...can't I just bring you one of those? It'd be a heck of a lot easier for me to carry.
WAITERBOT: No! I must have the pennies!
MEANWHILE...
Zzz. Zzz. Zzz.
TONY: Well, isn't this cute?
SAM: Let's decorate him with lipstick and Christmas lights.
TONY: Yeah, and then we can do that trick where you dunk the sleeping guy's hand into warm water to make him piss himself.
SAM: Nah, that's trite.
ROBOCLOWN: What are you two doing?! Christ, one afternoon with Waiterbot, and you're already acting like little heathens.
TONY: What's the problem?! We're just standing here.
ROBOCLOWN: Well, do me a favor. Go stand somewhere else.
ROBOCLOWN: Get some rest, buddy. I've got enough wackadoos to deal with without having you turn psycho on me, too.
LATER!
WAITERBOT: You know, I still consider your prices an affront to society at large, but I have to admit it. This is the best lemonade I have ever tasted!
MEANWHILE...
GET READY TO DIE, HSSXXLLLO. YOU AND ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS. EHHHHH HEH HEH HEH HEHHHHHHHHHH
HSSXXLLLO: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
ROBOCLOWN: Hssxxlllo! What's the matter?! Did you have another Arcano nightmare?
HSSXXLLLO: Yeah...this one was especially terrible...
HSSXXLLLO: First he burned Knacks alive, then he beheaded Kuse, and I don't even want to tell you what he did to Mare. And when he was done, he looked at me, and, and he...uh...
HSSXXLLLO: ....
ROBOCLOWN: And he what, Hssxxlllo?
HSSXXLLLO: Forget the dream, what the heck is going on in this place?!
HSSXXLLLO: Why is the raccoon dragging comically oversized pennies all over the house?
ROBOCLOWN: You know, it's kind of a long story. Why don't you go back to sleep, and I'll explain it after you wake up?
HSSXXLLLO: Okay, but at least tell me what we got from the LEGO Calendar today?
ROBOCLOWN:Shit! I was so busy keeping everyone away from you, I totally forgot about today's gift!
MEANWHILE...
THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE MIST
MISTA SNOWMAN: I can't believe it! I can't believe I came all the way down to the LEGO Advent Calendar by myself! I can't believe that I built today's gift with absolutely no help at all from anyone!
CHRISTMAS PRIDE
MISTA SNOWMAN: I haven't felt this self-satisfied since the last time I did something amazing!
