MISTA SNOWMAN: Oh man! Today's gift comes in a big plastic bag! The Playmobil gods would never waste a big plastic bag on something that isn't special! I don't even care that it's non-biodegradable and destined to kill tuna!
MISTA SNOWMAN: HOLIDAY JACKPOT, two gifts in one day! A saddle, and some kind of Aztec poncho!
MISTA SNOWMAN:Wait a minute, I know what this is! This is horse stuff!
I KNOW A HORSE
MISTA SNOWMAN: Ohhhh Horsey! C'mere, Horsey! I have two surprises for you!
MISTA SNOWMAN: Hey hold on...HORSEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!
MISTA SNOWMAN: Those carrots aren't yours! Oh my GOD, what's wrong with you?!
MISTA SNOWMAN: Look at what you've done! My stuff is all over the floor! Horsey, this is NOT ACCEPTABLE at all!
MISTA SNOWMAN: It isn't nice to go through someone else's things! I had that basket neatly organized, with everything assembled in an impossibly complicated order that I'll never be able to replicate! HORSEY I'm VERY disappointed in you!
MISTA SNOWMAN: See, it's like this. Everyone knows that Christmas is a time for loving and for sharing and for smiles and for snowballs. But people tend to forget that it's also a time for manners, and...
MISTA SNOWMAN: ....
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MISTA SNOWMAN: Awww Horsey I can't stay mad at you! Not when you're looking at the floor all sulky and shamed!
MISTA SNOWMAN: There you go, all dressed up. What a fox! If there were other horses around, they'd be all over you! I mean that!
MISTA SNOWMAN: I don't know why this saddle only fits over your tail, though. Seems like a strange place for a saddle. Then again, I can't say that I've ever studied the mechanics of saddles in any serious way.
MISTA SNOWMAN: You know Horsey, I don't like to pry, but I'm seeing some action back here that you might wanna get checked out.
