FREDDY: Bread and lettuce? We stayed here all night for bread and lettuce?!
FREDDY: NOT TO MENTION, the bread isn't even fresh! Stale bread and lettuce! Convicted arsonists eat better than this!
JASON: ....
FREDDY: Yes, the lettuce does sort of look like a Hawaiian costume bra.
MARE: Bread and lettuce, you say? Pity that your last meal couldn't be more delicious!
MARE: We are gonna kick your asses from here to Australia, ya bludgery dongo dills.
FREDDY: Get a load of this "all-star" team. I'll handle the firebenders. You take the ones holding pitchforks and horse brushes.
PUPPY: Arf arf arf!
CHARLES: I'm worried about them, too. They sure sounded confident, but Freddy and Jason are crazy powerful.
PUPPY: Ruff roo, Rarles.
CHARLES: Guess I'll try finishing Doublemare's biography. I know that she's technically dead, but man, what a story!
WAITERBOT: This guy is all over the place! I can't hit him!
KUSE: At least you have something to hit him with. What am I supposed to do with a brush?
PEAR: This is pointless! He's too powerful!
MARE: Just keep firing! We'll crack through eventually!
SANTA: Mare, I think Pear is right, and I'm not just saying that because it's fun to say. "Mare, Pear." Seriously, Freddy's hand energy is just too bazoomy.
MARE: You know, there is one thing we could try...
PEAR: You mean?
MARE: I do.
SANTA: Now where did those two go? I can't do this alone!
FREDDY: Huh? Who's breathing on me?
FREDDY: Ah fer crissake.
DOUBLEMARE: YOU'VE BEEN A BAD BOY, FRED KRUEGER. WE'RE GONNA SPANK YOU LIKE KARATE PEOPLE SPANK SECRETLY-PRESCORED LUMBER.
FREDDY:AHHHHHHHHHHH!
CHARLES: "She was giant but also very mean, stop. Her life was short, comma, but also very memorable, stop. Everyone remembers how she wanted to eat us, stop."
CHARLES: You know, my vocabulary really does suck.
PUPPY: Arf arf arf!
CHARLES: Have you seen that dictionary around here anywhere?
DOUBLEMARE: FUCK! WE THOUGHT WE COULD TURN THE TIDE, BUT WE COULD NOT. WE'RE SO SORRY, EVERYONE.
SANTA: Don't blame yourselves...Freddy is just too damned bazoomy.
DOUBLEMARE: SANTA WE WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU STOPPED SAYING BAZOOMY.
FREDDY: You see, Jason? Indisputable proof that Halloween > Christmas.
FREDDY: ...I think it's time to finish 'em off.
EVERYONE: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
CHARLES: Oooh, this is a good one. "Statuesque." If I change most of chapter three's "very talls" to "statuesques," I'll be halfway done!
CHARLES: Hey wait a second. This can't be right...
