SANTA: Stop stalling. I sat here all night waiting for that damn horse to show up with yesterday's gift. Where is he?!
MISTA SNOWMAN: Santa, calm down! Horsey will be back soon!
SANTA: You know, between the e-mail from Random Starfish and this whole send-a-horse-to-the-Advent-Calendar thing, I'm starting to think that you really aren't the right person for the job.
MISTA SNOWMAN: Those were just temporary setbacks! I PROMISE you, all will be well!
SANTA: If Horsey isn't here in fifteen minutes, your Advent Calendar privileges will be--
sorry i'm late there was traffic
MISTA SNOWMAN: See, Santa? I told you everything would be okay!
SANTA: So that was the gift? A box of carrots?
MISTA SNOWMAN: Now Horsey and me and Random Starfish won't have to fight over mine anymore! EVERYTHING IS ALL BETTER!
SANTA: Hmmmm.
MISTA SNOWMAN: Problem, Santa?
SANTA: There might be. Let me see those carrots.
SANTA: Just as I suspected! This is dated December 6th.
MISTA SNOWMAN: So?
SANTA: That means your horse got today's gift, yesterday!
MISTA SNOWMAN: Wait...what?
SANTA: These carrots were in the gift box for December 6th...not December 5th. That means your horse went into a gift box prematurely. That's a big no-no, Mista Snowman.
MISTA SNOWMAN: Eek!
SANTA: It also means that the gift for December 5th is still sitting there, unopened! Who knows what it might have mutated into by now?
MISTA SNOWMAN: Shit on me!
MISTA SNOWMAN: Horsey! If you didn't know how to read numbers, you should've said something!
I AM GOING TO EXPLODE
SANTA: Will you stop it already? Just get down to the Advent Calendar and open yesterday's gift box.
MISTA SNOWMAN: Will I get to keep my job if I do?
SANTA: I'm still debating that. For now, it's a maybe.
MISTA SNOWMAN: Don't worry Santa, I'm on it! Back in a jiff!
SANTA: Gah, what a frustrating sack of albino ice that one is, ay Horsey? It's a miracle I haven't blown his head off!
SANTA: Still, I guess I could try to be a little more patient with him. He just needs to grow up. Know what I mean?
SANTA: Horsey?
SANTA: What is it with you guys and carrots?
MISTA SNOWMAN: OH THANK SWEET CHRIST, it's still closed! Praise be to the almighty Christmas ferret!
MISTA SNOWMAN: Looks like a bunch of horse grooming utensils!
MISTA SNOWMAN: Hey, that's weird. The set comes with a paintbrush.
