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From: zapdos153 | Posted: 7/14/2001 5:56:51 AM | Mark For Moderation

The GameFAQs Message Boards Terms of Service are available at http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/tos.asp.
New User Questions

How do I post messages or create topics?
*sigh*
How do I log in?
*sigh*
Why can't I stay logged in?
*sigh*
How do I register?
*sigh*
Why do I have to give you my e-mail address?
So we can sell it to thousand of companies, and spam you 'till End of Days.
I didn't get an activation key. What happened?
We don't like you, so we don't want you to register.
I tried to use my activation key, but I got a message saying it expired. What happened?
Your activation code has expired.
I forgot my password. What do I do?
Remember it.

Reading Messages

I just had a yellow message pop-up on my screen, and then it disappeared. What was that?
A virus. Your computer will explode soon. You'd better start running.
I found an offensive message/topic. What do I do?
Laugh at it, and post links to it everywhere. Spread the fun.
Why can't I moderate messages?
Because your not a moderator.
How do I find out more information about another user?
Go round to their house, and beat them up.

Posting Messages

Why can't I create a new topic with [MMRPG]?
Because anyone found doing so will be shot dead on site.
Why can't I post more than five messages an hour?
Because otherwise, you'd flood the board.
How do I make my text bold and/or italic?
You can't. Stop asking
Why can't I use underlines/colors/images/links?
Because we here at the ZSB try to stop all creativity.
I tried to post a message, but I got an error saying I used an offensive word. What happened?
You used an offensive word. Duh.
Which words are not allowed?
The calling of Angel by any "manly" terms will result in serious injury, as will calling Ms. Gaten "Ms. Gaten."
Which "dirty" words are allowed?
Ass, Arse, Crap, Damn, FaeryBen
Why was my message/topic deleted?
Because we don't like you. I don't like you either. You'd best watch yourself. I have the death sentence in 19 systems!
Why was my account suspended/banned?
Because you violated the TOS in a very big way. Read the Terms of Service to find out exactly what will get you moderated, which in turn will get you banned.
What will get me banned from the boards instantly?
- Make Money Fast/Pyramid Scheme/Get Paid for Surfing The Web messages or any commercial advertising.
- Multiple minor violations of the TOS.
- Being Kane, or associated with Kane

How do I delete my own message/topic?
Don't. Otherwise, how can we laugh at your mistake?
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Tapion - Terminan Sword Smith - 50R
We can't shoot them? **** that, I'm shooting them. - Johner

From: zapdos153 | Posted: 7/14/2001 5:57:09 AM | Mark for Moderation

Usernames and Priviliges

What are the privilege levels?
-3: FaeryBen
Need I say more?
-2: FaeryBen supporters
The contents of the Seamen board
-1: Confused people
These people like FB, but do not know the full story.
0: Inactive
User has not yet been approved to play the RPG
1: Suspended
User has messed up parts of the RPG. We dislike these people.
2: Warned
User has created a small error, and is banned for a small period of time.
3: Probationary
These are the people who ask "What's the RPG site?"
4: New User
These people are first timers in the world of RPG's
5: Regular User
These people know a small ammount, and generaly act well.
6: Long-Time User
These users are the standard grunt. They have been around for 30 RPG days.
7: Veteran User
A user who has been around for 60 RPG days. These are generaly good people.
8: Legend
People who have played from the start, or were around at the start. These people are experianced, and were usualy overseers at one time.
9: "Helper Monkeys"
Firecrotch, Angel, HoT. These people help Croco, because the power went to his head. In the absence of Croco, these people rule.
10: Croco
Croco owns joo. He can kill a mere mortal with his rugged good looks. Croco makes the world go round.

How can I become an overseer?
You can't.
Why not? I really really really wanna be an overseer!
No applications for overseers are being accepted at this time. When the time comes to add new overseers, it will be announced on board. Asking to become an overseer outside of that time guarantees that you will not be one.
Can I have two different Characters?
No. You may not. This is the biggest RPG no-no
How can I change or delete my current character?
You can't. Nobody can. Characters can only be created, but you may close your account if you no longer wish to use that name.

People and Personalities

Who is Croco?
Jane "I'm not a woman" Crocus owns and operates the ZSB.

How can I become an overseer?
You can't. Stop asking.
What is a good way to get popular?
- Post intelligent messages
- Be either very nice or very knowledgable.
- Follow the Terms of Service

What is a good way to get very unpopular?
- Whine about your privilege level
- Ask to be an overseer
- Be FB
- Violate the Terms of Service
- Be neither nice nor intelligent
- Post "Hey Croco, read this!" in your topic titles
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Tapion - Terminan Sword Smith - 50R
We can't shoot them? **** that, I'm shooting them. - Johner