Wow! It's Zippy the Wonderful Weiner Dog, mascot of the ZSB! (Yes, we picked a mascot one day.....you must have been absent when that was going on.)
Zippy....the Wonderful Weiner Dog
Zippy's calm, smooth voice is very relaxing. "Hey, man, it's Zippy! Yo, dudes, I've got a brilliant idea! Let's all fly!"
"Why, that's silly! How can such a thing be?" says Admiral Viscen in this British accent.
"It's easy! Just think happy thoughts, and sprinkle this fairy dust on yourself! It's as easy as pie!!"
"Um....." stammers Cribbs. "This "fairy dust" smells like hallucinogenic illegal drugs. How can--"
One emoticon from Zippy calmed his nerves. O_~
"Aaaahhhh," he sighs. "Everybody likes Zippy."

Suddenly, a UFO blasts down from the sky and squashes Zippy flat. A hatch opens up on the west side and an alien form starts to beam down......
If you challenge the alien inside the UFO to a duel, click here.
If you decide to scratch your armpits, click here.
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