GREAT QUOTES FROM BRAVE SAGES

We'll start with people brave enough to talk to Angel....she has apparently been keeping track of these people and what they say, spookily, and here is some tidbits in her results.... Kevinman: You're laughing at my intelligence, aren't you? Dan: Reading messages that I post will increase your sex appeal and make you immortal. Dan: Noooooo!!!! I share a common bond with Angel!! *dies* Astral: I can pick my nose really, REALLLLLLY good.... Mars(when she wouldn't respond to me): All right, now I'm getting annoyed. If you approve my making a fake credit card in your name and stealing your identity, signify by saying absolutely nothing. Mars: Thanks! Here I go! Mars: If you want me to join the Navy, work my way up to High Commanding Officer, and suddenly one day flip out and command missiles to be launched at peaceful Wales in the future, signify you wish me to do so by saying absolutely nothing. Mars: OK! We're getting along better than I thought we would.... Then there are the things that people say that others think are just too good and are used in signatures. Representative examples follow. "Will thou be a woman, or just play like one?" --Dan, on fist fighting "If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump off with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them." --Kevinman "Never argue with an idiot...They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." --I-Play-Like-I-Play "I sell ice in winter, I sell fire in hell. I'm a hustler, baby, I sell water to a well." --Cribbs "Any warrior can wield a chicken, but it takes a true idiot to use one in battle." --Warrior Chicken, on his name There are the "pants topics," where you take a famous quote or something a person says and insert "pants" into it. These are reeeeeeal mature..... Darth Vader: I find your lack of pants disturbing. "Pants you, David!! Pants you to hell!! ...there, I said it." --The Far Side "Like, my music isn't about sex, it's about PANTS." --Britney Here's an excessive one..."That last pants was directed toward Aaron, not my dear, pants boyfriend there." --PantomAngel "Let's all bask in the glory that is my new pants." --Strider "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my pants the most."--SpikeDudley "The Scientist knows pants, and of course, the Scientist pants best..."--ScientistPG Here are just some random quotes that just seemed to happen. "I used to be a manic-depressive schizophrenic, but now we're doing just fine! *puts a gun to his head* --Lone Wolf "Wrestling is as fake as the women they got walking around in it." --VGMan "The soup is only like a buck twenty-five, you can't beat that. And I get tired of people telling me there's cat in there. Even if it is, then that's some damn good cat. So there." --Polas on chinese food "Christmas is a time when atheists, Christians, Muslims and people of all faiths come together to worship the miracle that is the birth of Santa." --Warrior Chicken Then, of course, there are the things people were just bound to say in every other post they made, regardless of whether it was in the sig or not. "Quite." --Hand of Thrawn "Meh." --Admiral Viscen "MUST REACH 500! SO.....CLOSE.....TO......500....." --Kane If you feel a quote is missing, then add it.