Is he snazzy or what? Have you ever seen a snazzier scared dude?
They're happy because they eat lard.
ZSB Site Enterprises
presents.....
THINGS
MAN WAS NEVER MEANT
TO HAVE--
NOW AVAILABLE TO ZSBERS!!!!!
(c)2002
Here you will see several things that are dangerous and stupid, but can only be accessed by the priviledged members of the ZSB...starting with the introduction of a feature that I had planned for months ago but could not do.

Yes, it's true, I once took an endeavor that would greatly improve the snazziness of the ZSB website but it blew up in my face after a week. Very few people know about this, and if you didn't know about it that's because we all agreed you'd mess it up, no offense.
Does anybody remember last November, when I announced I was going to start an "IGN Insider Liberation Movement"? Probably not, even though I posted it on the board. The idea of it was to unlock snooty, money-greedy IGN for all to see, with the benefit of using paid-for names and passwords that were now "public domain." And when GameFAQS FAQ-writer Jonathan Leung gave me his password, the project was ON!!
Unfortunately, HAVING access to IGN Insider made things a little bit different....I mean, now I was thinking, suppose someone changes the password and snatches the account for himself. So, I only told ZSBers at the age of 17 and above what Jon's password was...maybe I would have a mini-movement instead.....
But sure enough, Jon was giving out his password to everyone else who asked as well, and
some guy stole it; making it useless after just one week. One week was all we had to see what was in there....then the guy changed the password and blocked us all.
BUT.....the whole trip didn't go without some benefits! About the only thing on IGN Insider worth reading is the Hyrule Times, we all know. We've all wanted to see that, except for the skeptics that say it doesn't tell or show you anything you just can't see on another site. Well, those skeptics are wrong....some of the pictures they show I've never seen available before....
But since the whole thing was copied, you can now see the best of Hyrule Times for yourself! Even if half of it is whiny letters from people about Celda, it contains interesting, fascinating facts! Facts that are now....FREEEEE!!! Man was never meant to have IGN(the riffraff anyway), but now the ZSB can!

In the next few months, stay tuned for MORE things man was never meant to have....and if YOU have something that would fit here,
send it or at least tell me what it is....
HYRULE TIMES VOLUME 2
HYRULE TIMES VOLUME 3
HYRULE TIMES VOLUME 4
HYRULE TIMES VOLUME 11
HYRULE TIMES VOLUME 12
HYRULE TIMES VOLUME 15
2009 EDIT: None of these links work anymore
OTHER THINGS MAN WAS NEVER MEANT TO HAVE:

THE WORST ZELDA FANART EVER
THE SECOND WORST ZELDA FANART EVER
THE STAR WARS ANTI-DRUGS AD
Nintendo president Hiroshi Yamauchi in a moogle costume
THE DR. WILY SHOW(takes a while to load...)
More coming soon...these take time, ya know...
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