
Issue #17: Princess Pi Vs. Life
"Tastes too good to be...but it's not!
Tastes too good to be...you know what!
Tastes too good to be...BUT IT'S TRUE!
Tastes too good to be GOOD FOR YOU!"


"Tastes too good to be...but it's not!
Tastes too good to be...you know what!
Tastes too good to be...BUT IT'S TRUE!
Tastes too good to be GOOD FOR YOU!"

Potatycoon schemes to take control of the Internet.


"A passage about the difficulty that people with autism have reading facial expressions reminded her of being mocked by a friend at age 5 with whom she had agreed to draw 'angry ghosts.' The friend’s ghost had zigzag lines for scowling lips and a knitted brow. Kirsten, unsure how to depict anger, had drawn a blank-faced ghost with a dialogue box above its head that read 'Grrr.' "

"Green Acres is a Fenways production, dahling."

"Now! From the makers of Fast and the Furriest! Behind Enemy Felines! And My Best Friend's SHEDDING!"

"Some people think I'm a turkey. But I'm a chicken, got it? Ya beef jerky!"

"There's also one physical attribute you don't see: the posterior of a mandrill. According to Keane, "Beast actually has a rainbow bum, but nobody knows that but Belle."

"Garfield's been a very bad dog lately! I'll teach him a lesson she'll never forget."
