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| From: Beefer | Posted: 6/1/2002 2:25:36 AM | Message Detail |
| RAARGH! This am is Beefer's Cafe and shtore..RAURGH!!! You can buy shtuff here!!!! Like FOOD!!! AND COOKIES!!! RARGH! OR you can buy dishes...and ...things...like hopping fizzle monkeys!!! RARGH!!! Beefer make menu and list of items later!!! rargh....You can order now...then Beefer will see if store have what you want!!! RAARGH! BeefeR SAY ORDER SHTUFFF!!! rargh.. --- "BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!" |
| From: Goshawk | Posted: 6/1/2002 2:36:15 AM | Message Detail |
| I would like 4 mini-dolls of beefer, 2 boxes of matches, and a strand of beefers real hair... --- I hate this... |
| From: Mars | Posted: 6/1/2002 2:38:49 AM | Message Detail |
| I'd like three hopping fizzle monkeys, please....I have the best recipe.....I got it from Monkeysaregoodfood.com. --- "That's not Britney Spears.....it's a MAN, baby!" --Britney's mom |
| From: Beefer | Posted: 6/1/2002 2:40:56 AM | Message Detail |
| OKAY!!! BEEFER FIND!!!! RARGH! *Beefer goes in the back to look* *He returns with the items and just about hands them to him* Waitaminute!!! BEEFER NO BE FOOLED!!!! RARGH! Beefer know how to take care of j00!!! *several hopping fizzle monkeys jump out and attack the customer and throw him outside after violating him in the worst ways.* HAW HO! Beefer wish have camera for that!!! --- "BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!" |
| From: Beefer | Posted: 6/1/2002 2:42:20 AM | Message Detail |
| *sells Mars three hopping fizzle monkeys* They am IS GOOD FOOD!!! RARGH! Especially tastems with onion and garlic sauce! Beefer call it monkey sauce food mixems!!! RARGH! --- "BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!" |
| From: Goshawk | Posted: 6/1/2002 2:45:09 AM | Message Detail |
| WHERES MY 4 MINI-DOLLS OF BEEFER, 2 BOXES OF MATCHES, AND MY STRAND OF BEEFERS REAL HAIR!!!!!!! I AM A CUSTOMER!!!! --- I hate this... |
| From: Beefer | Posted: 6/1/2002 2:48:57 AM | Message Detail |
| RarGH! Beefer have to put on back order Goshawk...yesh!!! So um..ComeBACK LATER YA hEaR??? RARGH! --- "BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!" |
| From: Goshawk | Posted: 6/1/2002 2:55:29 AM | Message Detail |
| Yeah, pick on the whitest non-albino man alive. You just lost a customer damnit!!!! --- I hate this... |
| From: Beefer | Posted: 6/1/2002 7:54:05 PM | Message Detail |
| Beefer find order for GOSHAWK NOWW!!! RARGH! HERE YA GO!!! *hands him 4 Belching Beefer Dolls, One box of explosive matches, and a strand of hair...not sure where it came from.* --- "BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!" |
| From: Alissa | Posted: 6/1/2002 8:03:03 PM | Message Detail |
| hmmm... can i have some food, and cookies, and dishes, and things..... please? --- "Shush, I'm working my mojo" - Juggling Joker "I wumbo, you wumbo, he/she/we wumbo..." - Patrick |
| From: Arthur Dent | Posted: 6/1/2002 8:20:56 PM | Message Detail |
| I'll just have a cup of tea... or coffee, actually I am just thirsty, so just give me something to drink. --- "No, look, it's very, very simple... all I want... is a cup of tea." |
| From: Zaphod Beeblebrox | Posted: 6/1/2002 8:26:34 PM | Message Detail |
| Hey, let's see... could you possibly sell me Arthur Dent's brain. I know some mice who would buy it for a lot of money --- "I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis." |
| From: Syrax | Posted: 6/1/2002 9:03:23 PM | Message Detail |
| I'd like the vials that contain both you and Mars' virginity, please. --- Mars should Archive this. Chikushou Ittou! I'm surronded by Ahousai. |
| From: Beefer | Posted: 6/2/2002 5:55:01 AM | Message Detail |
| *goes into back room to get supplies* --- "BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!" |
| From: wolfspider64 | Posted: 6/2/2002 11:01:31 AM | Message Detail |
| i need 9Lbs. of beef jerky and 3 midgets in spandex. don't ask why. --- Bob will soon be upon you, and with him the coming of Shangrilah. The day of reckoning is coming. You have been warned.BOB ELITEBarbarian |
| From: Beefer | Posted: 6/3/2002 11:58:36 AM | Message Detail |
| *comes back with supplies* RARGH! HERE YOU GO!!! *get's Alissa food, cookies and things* *gets Arthur Dent some super monkey juice coffee* *hands Syrax a bottle of virginity* *gets a tub of 3 midgets in spandex and 9lbs of beef jerky for Wolfspider* RARGH! Enjoy! RAGH! We'll be getting many more new items soon!!! --- "BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!" |
| From: wolfspider64 | Posted: 6/3/2002 11:59:33 AM | Message Detail |
| oh joy! now the experiments can begin. --- Bob will soon be upon you, and with him the coming of Shangrilah. The day of reckoning is coming. You have been warned.BOB ELITEBarbarian |
| From: seethelight | Posted: 6/3/2002 12:55:36 PM | Message Detail |
| By "General Store", how "general" are we talking? For instance, do you sell small prepubscent boys from age 3-9? I just want to get a general idea of your store inventory here. --- "Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone." |
| From: Beefer | Posted: 6/3/2002 1:04:20 PM | Message Detail |
| RarGH! BEEFER NO SELL SMALL BOYS!!! RarGH! But Beefer do have midgets, and hopping fizzle monkeys! RARGH! Beefer also have shrunken heads and mimes and lots of things! RAGH! Beefer get list sooN! Beefer will post list! --- "BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!" |
| From: Mad Scientist | Posted: 6/3/2002 3:40:34 PM | Message Detail |
| What a cute Beefer thing. Come here Beefer, would you like a carrot? Come here, Beefer, I need a Guinea Pig. --- The doctor is in. No, SmarterChild, the RED beaker! NOOOO! |
| From: Beefer | Posted: 6/3/2002 4:40:02 PM | Message Detail |
| RarGH! Beefer like carrot sticks!!! RARGH! BUT BEEFER AM NO ARE CUTE!!!! RAAAAAAAAAUUUURRRGHGGHH!!! Beefer am king! Beefer more human than human! RARGH! --- "BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!" |
| From: hero of time 34 | Posted: 6/3/2002 5:01:51 PM | Message Detail |
| RarGH! Beffer am are idiot[or pretending to be] RarGH! --- Is your life ambition to annoy me?! |
| From: Beefer | Posted: 6/3/2002 5:20:23 PM | Message Detail |
| RuarGH! Beefer not know who Beffer is! But Beefer will take your word for it! RarGH! Beefer have medication that help you. Pill make you feel better!!! RARGH! --- "BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!" |
| From: Beefer | Posted: 6/4/2002 12:50:56 AM | Message Detail |
| RaGH! Beefer am having sale on Hoppnig Fizzle Monkeys!!! RAAARGH! Buy two and get one free!!! And name monkey Charlie!!! RARGH! Charlie funny! --- "BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!" |
| From: Son Raditz II | Posted: 6/4/2002 12:53:09 AM | Message Detail |
| RAAGH!!! Son Raditz II am are on AIM at the current time and am wanting Beefer am are on AIM too!! In other words, get your ass on AIM right now, Beefer. -=Raditz=- --- "Don't try to type with one hand without looking and playing GTA3 at the same time D:"~ Junk |
| From: Beefer | Posted: 6/4/2002 1:05:23 AM | Message Detail |
| RarGH! Beefer am are online...but not as Beefer!!! RARGH! Beefer am MisterHatchet00 right now!!! RARGH! --- "BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!" |
| From: Mars | Posted: 6/4/2002 1:15:13 AM | Message Detail |
| Beefer's got a hatchet--somebody take it away from him. He shouldn't have sharp things.... --- "Look, everyone needs a hobby, all right?" Earthworm Jim's Evil the Cat, on why he wants to destroy the entire universe |
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