| Beefer's Dating Advise |
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| From: Beefer | Posted: 4/10/2002 12:32:55 PM | Message Detail
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Raargh! Post here and Beefer tell you how to be successful date person! Rargh! Beefer give information on how to be dreamy, sexy beasty, man-thing, (or woman-thing) like Beefer is! Rurgh! Beefer tell how to sweep people off of feet!
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BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!" |
| From: BJORN THE IMPALER | Posted: 4/10/2002 12:34:51 PM | Message Detail
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something tells me you have a lot of experience
*cough*
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Am I supposed to care or something?~ seethelight
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| From: Beefer | Posted: 4/10/2002 12:37:40 PM | Message Detail
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Beefer have lots and lots of experience! Raargh! Beefer have girlfriends waiting at the door all the time! Ruuhh! Beefer know how to be sexy beast!
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BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!" |
| From: BJORN THE IMPALER | Posted: 4/10/2002 12:46:19 PM | Message Detail
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um not sure about the "sexy" part, "beast" is more appropriate for the situation
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Am I supposed to care or something?~ seethelight
http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/gentopic.asp?board=1777 The EWDUB! |
| From: Pkmn Tranier Abram | Posted: 4/10/2002 12:48:17 PM | Message Detail
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Beefer, you must remember, magizine pictures don't count....
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| From: Beefer | Posted: 4/10/2002 12:48:17 PM | Message Detail
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RaargH! Beefer sexy! Beefer am sexiest on any board! If you no want Beefer advise then Beefer say go home! Raargh! Beefer know what Beefer is talking about!
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BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!" |
| From: Beefer | Posted: 4/10/2002 12:49:51 PM | Message Detail
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RaaargH! Beefer have super body and shexy strut! Raargh! See! *Beefer struts around. Cat calls are heard everywhere!*
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BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!" |
| From: Pkmn Tranier Abram | Posted: 4/10/2002 12:51:17 PM | Message Detail
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*pokes out eyes*
The horror...the HORROR..........
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| From: BJORN THE IMPALER | Posted: 4/10/2002 12:52:06 PM | Message Detail
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you have led me to believe that you are a savage liar and is actually the ugliest of all boards. i dont know about your "girl""friends" either, how do you keep them from running away?
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Am I supposed to care or something?~ seethelight
http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/gentopic.asp?board=1777 The EWDUB! |
| From: Pkmn Tranier Abram | Posted: 4/10/2002 12:54:13 PM | Message Detail
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Like I said, they are just pictures in a magizine.
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| From: Beefer | Posted: 4/10/2002 12:55:10 PM | Message Detail
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Why Bjorn insult Beefer!?! Raargh! YOu mAkE BeEfeR MAAaaAAaDD! Beefer no insult YOU!!! YET YOU INSULT BEEFER!!! RRRAAAAARGH! BEeFEr SMaSH YoU!!!
*Beefer begins lifting refrigerators and washing machines to smash over people.*
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BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!" |
| From: Pkmn Tranier Abram | Posted: 4/10/2002 1:08:28 PM | Message Detail
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Why you ask? Because I am feeling evil today. That so wrong?
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| From: Biggoron | Posted: 4/10/2002 1:09:42 PM | Message Detail
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Dating advice?
OK, tell me what to do (if you have experience) :P
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| From: BJORN THE IMPALER | Posted: 4/10/2002 1:14:16 PM | Message Detail
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hey beefy i have some advice for you: TAKE A SHOWER!
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Am I supposed to care or something?~ seethelight
http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/gentopic.asp?board=1777 The EWDUB! |
| From: Beefer | Posted: 4/10/2002 1:33:44 PM | Message Detail
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Rargh! Beefer say to Biggoron that Biggoron must ask for situation advise. Raargh! If Biggorn need dating help then what kind of dating help?
Raargh! And Beefer realise now that Bjorn obviously jealouse of Beefer! Because Beefer smarter and sexier than Beefer! If Beefer was Bjorn, then Beefer would be jealous of Beefer too! Raargh! Beefer's future so bright that Beefer wear shades! *puts on sunglasses.*
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BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!" |
| From: Pkmn Tranier Abram | Posted: 4/10/2002 1:36:30 PM | Message Detail
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That was the stupidest thing I heard all day.
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| From: Beefer | Posted: 4/10/2002 1:38:29 PM | Message Detail
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Raargh! PKMN is stupidest thing I hear all day! Raargh! Beefer say leave if you don't like! Raargh!
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BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!" |
| From: Pkmn Tranier Abram | Posted: 4/10/2002 1:43:21 PM | Message Detail
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LMAO! I love being evil. I should try this more often.
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| From: Madman220 | Posted: 4/10/2002 1:47:08 PM | Message Detail
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Could I have some of those magazines....stupid age certification....as if an 18 year old would have a credit card......
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*eats a man-eating gazelle*
*screams in agony* ~seethelight |
| From: Pkmn Tranier Abram | Posted: 4/10/2002 1:48:37 PM | Message Detail
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Sure.
*takes Beefer's and gives them to you*
*then runs to the bathroom and washes hands vigorously for 20 minutes*
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A STRIP CLUB?!?!...Mommy told me about this place...THERES SPANKINGS HERE!! OH THE SPANKINGS!! WHAAAAAA!!-XxPinkDuckyXx |
| From: Pkmn Tranier Abram | Posted: 4/10/2002 1:59:38 PM | Message Detail
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Okay, maybe I went a little TOO far....
Sorry.
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| From: Beefer | Posted: 4/10/2002 2:05:47 PM | Message Detail
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Raargh! You hurt Beefer's feelings! Rughr! You no invited to Beefer's Birthday Party anymore! Beefer sensitive! Rargh!
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BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!" |
| From: Pkmn Tranier Abram | Posted: 4/10/2002 2:06:45 PM | Message Detail
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O_o
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| From: Razor Man | Posted: 4/10/2002 2:43:19 PM | Message Detail
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Beefer, I don't need dating advise...but I do have a problem. My girlfriend is always trying to rape me in my sleep! I'm dead serious! She has this "attachment" that she likes to strap on and then she tries to rape me with it! It's gotten so bad that I can't sleep at night. Please help!
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The nightmare continues... |
| From: jukester | Posted: 4/10/2002 3:02:37 PM | Message Detail
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Raargh! PKMN is stupidest thing I hear all day! Raargh! Beefer say leave if you don't like! Raargh!
apparently, beefer has a humane side as well. the usage of "I" tells me that beefer has trouble talking in third person. o well. *spanks a few ladies*
jukester |
| From: DarthNemo | Posted: 4/10/2002 3:51:27 PM | Message Detail
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BEEFER RULES!
Beefer gives me stomach pains
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on cold lonely nights, I'll just say, "hey, Evan called me a dillhole..." and feel all warm and fuzzy inside-McGray |
| From: Beefer | Posted: 4/10/2002 4:14:50 PM | Message Detail
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Raargh! Beefer say to Razor Man that maybe Razor Man should let girlfriend have way with you! Maybe deep down that what Razor Man want! That explain why Razor Man still with girlfriend after the first few attempts! Raargh! Maybe then Razor Man have more fullfilling relations with Girlfriend! Raargh!
Raargh! And to Jukester! If Beefer want to use I, then Beefer can use I! Because Beefer is Beefer! Ruurgh! Beefer am has humane side for sure because Beefer am more human than human! Raargh!
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BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!" |
| From: ScumBag | Posted: 4/10/2002 4:39:05 PM | Message Detail
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Uh.....yeah......
Beefer !
I need your advice on dating.
Apparently I'm no good at it.
You little goblin you.
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.If you hold someone's head under water long enough.There's a point where they'll either give up and drown.Or they'll Destroy you. |
| From: Razor Man | Posted: 4/10/2002 5:28:22 PM | Message Detail
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Thanks, Beefer. I guess I'll just have to accept my "swollen colon" problem. Why does love have to be so painful?
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The nightmare continues... |
| From: Beefer | Posted: 4/10/2002 5:42:45 PM | Message Detail
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RRrugh! Beefer say that Scumbag need to stay confident! Raargh! But Beefer need to know more as to why Scumbag have date trouble! Rargh! What causes problem? Rrhhrgh! What make Scumbag no have fun? Beefer help Scumbag better if Beefer know more!
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BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!" |
| From: jukester | Posted: 4/10/2002 6:45:21 PM | Message Detail
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*spanks Beefer*
jukester |
| From: LikeWhoa2000 | Posted: 4/10/2002 7:40:04 PM | Message Detail
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DERRR! LikeWhoa already thexy!
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"Eet mor chiken." ~ That cow with the sign hanging over his body or something like that |
| From: HandofThrawn | Posted: 4/10/2002 7:44:58 PM | Message Detail
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Another topic about those gerlphrend creatures? Bah. Who needs 'em, I say.
[drinks more refrigerated water]
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| From: Strider | Posted: 4/10/2002 7:47:56 PM | Message Detail
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Hey beefer, I got a problem. See this guy arse is going out with the girl I like, should I tie him to the back of my truck and drag him across town, or should I just pound him till he no longer can walk and speak correctly. Thanks for the advice man.
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| From: TheCobra | Posted: 4/10/2002 9:50:34 PM | Message Detail
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my OWN advice:End each sentence with "so when do we ****?"
kdding of course.
oh yes..and my REAL advice:continuely say:"but the instruction manual said...."
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"Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in."(Courtney Cox as Monica on "Friends")
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| From: DarthNemo | Posted: 4/11/2002 11:47:05 AM | Message Detail
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When I played Chrono trigger I called Ayla "Anal" for a week or two. I was 8.
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on cold lonely nights, I'll just say, "hey, Evan called me a dillhole..." and feel all warm and fuzzy inside-McGray |
| From: Pkmn Tranier Abram | Posted: 4/11/2002 11:50:40 AM | Message Detail
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And you still act like an 8 year old..........
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| From: DarthNemo | Posted: 4/11/2002 11:51:59 AM | Message Detail
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| From: GrimDark | Posted: 4/11/2002 11:52:22 AM | Message Detail
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Lol, nice one PTA.
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| From: GrimDark | Posted: 4/11/2002 12:34:14 PM | Message Detail
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Pitiful retort, DarthNemo.
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~Ultimate StarFox Master~ 'My sticky shoouussee... My sticky, sticky shoouussee... Why you stick on may... Bahaybey...' - Phoebe with a cold |
| From: Beefer | Posted: 4/11/2002 12:38:14 PM | Message Detail
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RuUArgh! Beefer say to Strider that Strider not be afraid of boyfriend! RaarGH! Smash Boyfriend with a car or heavy vehicle, but don't kill boyfriend! But make it so boyfriend no can talk! Then steal girlfriend by being sensative to her needs and saying sweet nothings to her! Let her boyfriend live so he can see how much more of a stud muffin Strider is than boyfriend! But be super sweet to girlfriend...that way she sees you as sweet and all other guys see you as scary and no mess with!!! Rauuarhg! Also be confident! Dress sexy and strut like no other! That way Strider be super tough and sexy too! REargh! Beefer know this work! Work every time!
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BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!" |
| From: ScumBag | Posted: 4/11/2002 1:24:20 PM | Message Detail
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Beefer!
Will I ever find my true love?
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.If you hold someone's head under water long enough.There's a point where they'll either give up and drown.Or they'll Destroy you. |
| From: Beefer | Posted: 4/11/2002 2:06:06 PM | Message Detail
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RaargH! Beefer say that Scumbag will defanantly find love of life! Raurgh! Scumbag should keep mind open and not look for lover. Lover find Scumbag instead! RuAARGH! Beefer say sometimes having more than one am good too! But for now, Beefer say that scumbag must not look but just have fun! Rugh!
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BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!" |
| From: HandofThrawn | Posted: 4/11/2002 3:23:32 PM | Message Detail
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Hey, Beefer, will I ever comprehend the whole 'gerl concept?
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| From: ScumBag | Posted: 4/11/2002 3:26:25 PM | Message Detail
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When will this "Lover"find me?
How will they come in contact with me?
Do I already know them?
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.If you hold someone's head under water long enough.There's a point where they'll either give up and drown.Or they'll Destroy you. |
| From: HandofThrawn | Posted: 4/11/2002 7:20:59 PM | Message Detail
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[points to the above questions]
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| From: Beefer | Posted: 4/11/2002 8:39:35 PM | Message Detail
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RuuarGH! Beefer say to Hand of Thrawn that you get gerl issue if you willing to listen! Must put down pride and listen to people and gerls! RaURGH! Girls like when BEEFER just listen!
Beefer say to Scumbag that Scumbag find lover when due time! RuarGH! You may or may not know lover! But you know when time is right! IT unmistakeable! Something big inside says yes! In meantime have fun, run around like Beefer do and laugh and run around! RuuRHG! If Scumbag rests Scumbag's eyes and no look no more...then love always find...But love never really there when look!
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BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!" |
