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From: SaiyanGirl | Posted: 7/29/2002 10:55:35 PM | Message Detail

SaiyanGirl finally gives up on LikeWhoa, seeing as he has not responded for hours. She catches a glimpse of Duel and huggles him firmly, spreading feelings of love and joy. Then she kills everyone. HAHAHAHA-cough-. Mmm, yes.
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"Promise me one thing. Whatever path you take in this life, be true to yourself." -Shu Lien; Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

From: Duel007 | Posted: 7/29/2002 11:01:14 PM | Message Detail

Duel looks and sees that SaiyanGirl does not even exist! Shes standing there, but he doesn't believe. All Duel's life, he has posted pictures of SaiyanGirl on his wall that say "I want to believe" but everybody calls him crazy. Duel then spots LikeWhoa drinking a Pepsi. "That's not a Pepsi baby! It's a Pepsi Cyclone!" LikeWhoa pulls a zipper down and reveals a Pepsi Cyclone. "It's the newest add on from Pepsi!"... "And that's not SaiyanGirl" LikeWhoa sex0rs SaiyanGirl up. "It's an alien baby!" LikeWhoa then tries pulling her skin off, only to be blasted away by SaiyanGirl's power level beyond our comprehension. The power level is e63jeuje. Now THAT is definitely beyond LikeWhoa's comprehension. LikeWhoa then runs aroudn in circles 4 times. Duel then realizes he had accidently became LikeWhoa, and turns back into Duel. "I gotta stop taking control of people!" Duel exclaimed!
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Likewhoa arrives at the battlefield and approaches his opponent. He dies two minutes later because he forgot to breathe. ~ LikeWhoa

From: AntalIic | Posted: 7/29/2002 11:03:31 PM | Message Detail

Antallic walks up to Duel and touches him
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/"Now let's see that joke ****" - Will Smith - Bad Boys\"Which thing, the first thing or the second thing?- Billy Crystal - Analyze This/ <("'")>

From: Ellimist | Posted: 7/29/2002 11:05:30 PM | Message Detail

Ellimist's corpse smell the brownie type dealies and he rises from the dead.
WHEEE!
He prepares a special system in his helicopter and begins to run.

Thump!
...
THUMP!
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THUMP!

"AIIEEEE! Run for your lives citizens! It's a 70ft tall kitty cat of doom!
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Be not afeared, the isle is full of noises
The Tempest Act 3, Scene 2

From: McGray | Posted: 7/29/2002 11:06:38 PM | Message Detail

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From: AntalIic | Posted: 7/29/2002 11:06:45 PM | Message Detail

Uncle Kraker548: Can you post in the battle topic that I am out of posts?
Antallic: all right
Uncle Kraker548: Oh yeah, and if I could post, I was gonna make Duel go flying out into space
Uncle Kraker548: lol
Antallic: ok
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/"Now let's see that joke ****" - Will Smith - Bad Boys\"Which thing, the first thing or the second thing?- Billy Crystal - Analyze This/ <("'")>

From: McGray | Posted: 7/29/2002 11:09:26 PM | Message Detail

McGray, still looking onward from the tree, throws down a smokebomb and jumps into the battle field. He rushes through the field, nothing but a blur, heading straight for SG. He nears her, jumps, and attempts to kick SG in the face, but is intercepted by a flying daisy which knocks him back and onto the ground. He gets up and tries to catch his breath, but soon passes out from lack of oxygen.

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From: SaiyanGirl | Posted: 7/29/2002 11:11:25 PM | Message Detail

Duel, I actually laughed so hard at your last post that I CRIED.

SaiyanGirl, realizing her secret is out, sets out on a rampage to deface every single annoying pop star that has ever existed.
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"Promise me one thing. Whatever path you take in this life, be true to yourself." -Shu Lien; Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

From: AntalIic | Posted: 7/29/2002 11:14:59 PM | Message Detail

Antallic, attempting interception with McGray, falls down and twists his ankle, the coach takes Antallic out of the battle arena for a five minute time out
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/"Now let's see that joke ****" - Will Smith - Bad Boys\"Which thing, the first thing or the second thing?- Billy Crystal - Analyze This/ <("'")>

From: Ellimist | Posted: 7/29/2002 11:16:14 PM | Message Detail

Oh no! I'm actually Britney Spears in disguise! SG is after me! I must use my most potent weapon of all! My voice!

Ellimist/Britney begins to sing.

"Hit me baby one mor--"

Britnimist is promplty struck in the nostril by a killer daisy. It dies from silicon poisoning soon after.
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Be not afeared, the isle is full of noises
The Tempest Act 3, Scene 2

From: person4213 | Posted: 7/30/2002 12:02:26 AM | Message Detail

Wiseneth enters the large open space that the people are fighting in. "Fools, I shall destroy them all..." Wiseneth begins charging his SuperDeathKillMaster50010 attack. As he reaches full power level, a smirk crosses his face. The smile leaves his face, however, as he discovers that he was already dead for some reason upon entering the arena. This angers him so much that he come back alive, only to die again when he realizes that such a thing is impossible.
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The fact that my story isn't plausible just proves that it's true.

From: zeldagameseasy | Posted: 7/30/2002 7:47:23 AM | Message Detail

ZGE looks around. "Ha!" he thinks. The Richard Simmons didn't exist, so he couldn't have melted! He stares over at Wiseneth, who is in fact not dead. ZGE charges up his Superdupermegagunmachinethingy2009371. As he is, a giant monkey falls out of the sky and banana's ZGE on the head, flattening him. As the monkey turns around to leave, he jumps, creating an earthquake on the stadium. Everyone starts bouncing up and down, including the puddle that is ZGE.
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Every knee shall bow and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord. If you're going to tell me to shut up, then don't bother.

From: Tha2000 | Posted: 7/30/2002 9:18:01 AM | Message Detail

Tha looks at the fork and kniffe in his hand. He then realises that he can kill people. He then tries to throw the fork at Duel. Then Tha turn into Austin Powers and is all like "That's not a fork...that's a..... boomerang? AHHHH! **** he exclaims. He runs aways only to be hit with a flying daisy! Tha then goes flying BACK into the deadly BOOMERANG and gets his head chopped off. Aww damn it he thinks. I could have escaped that. BUT, how the hell can he think...HE IS ONLY A HEAD!
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From: zeldagameseasy | Posted: 7/30/2002 12:33:30 PM | Message Detail

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From: Duel007 | Posted: 7/30/2002 4:57:31 PM | Message Detail

Duel walks to the middle of the battlefield. He steps up to an altar thing and puts some papers down. All the battlers get behind him and Duel directs them. 3...2...1....Every living thing on the battlefield then says "SHUT UP ZGE!!!"
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Likewhoa arrives at the battlefield and approaches his opponent. He dies two minutes later because he forgot to breathe. ~ LikeWhoa

From: Duel007 | Posted: 7/30/2002 7:25:37 PM | Message Detail

Duel sees he is the only one left, and decides that he has won! Duel rules! Duel then runs around the field and falls into an open grave. He won!
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Likewhoa arrives at the battlefield and approaches his opponent. He dies two minutes later because he forgot to breathe. ~ LikeWhoa

From: DemonNick | Posted: 7/30/2002 7:31:23 PM | Message Detail

DemonNick whips out a magnum and shoots 6 shots into Duel's Head. Then he covers him with the bodies of the undead killed by DemonNick in warcraft III. However, so much time on the computer has made DemonNick weak against the sun, and he melts.
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"The rabbit tried to kill santa with a breast pump? My god, what a terrible way to go" -Sluggy Freelance

From: LikeWhoa2000 | Posted: 7/30/2002 7:41:05 PM | Message Detail

LikeWhoa notices the sun for the first time, and wonders what that bright, yellow light is, anyway. It's the first time LikeWhoa has been off of the computer and outside in like... a long time, and as LikeWhoa gazes at the sun, he realizes his retina is flaming or something to that extent! Although LikeWhoa knows nothing of body parts (the upper ones anyway ROFLROFLROLMAO) he thinks it's bad that his sight is slowly diminishing. By the way, LikeWhoa is "thankful" for that "CPR" that SaiyanGirl "gave" "him".

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OMG LikeWhoa sux0rz!11!!
"Drop dead, you butt-head." ~ People talking to LikeWhoa

From: Duel007 | Posted: 7/30/2002 8:10:46 PM | Message Detail

Duel's hand reaches from below the ground and pulls LikeWhoa down with him. LikeWhoa is then SQUIRTED high into the air in a nunch of white fluid. I think its milk. Tee Hee. LikeWhoa is now a changed man!
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Likewhoa arrives at the battlefield and approaches his opponent. He dies two minutes later because he forgot to breathe. ~ LikeWhoa

From: LikeWhoa2000 | Posted: 7/30/2002 8:26:00 PM | Message Detail

This topic has 69 posts. Teehee. *ruins the glory*

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OMG LikeWhoa sux0rz!11!!
"Drop dead, you butt-head." ~ People talking to LikeWhoa

From: Duel007 | Posted: 7/30/2002 8:28:13 PM | Message Detail

*Spears LikeWhoa into Britney Spears*

Opps I did it again!

Like WHOA!
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Likewhoa arrives at the battlefield and approaches his opponent. He dies two minutes later because he forgot to breathe. ~ LikeWhoa

From: Tha2000 | Posted: 7/30/2002 8:37:17 PM | Message Detail

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From: zeldagameseasy | Posted: 7/30/2002 10:17:41 PM | Message Detail

ZGE gets up and walks out of the stadium. As he does, he marks Tha2000's post for offensive.
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Every knee shall bow and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord. If you're going to tell me to shut up, then don't bother.

From: Duel007 | Posted: 7/30/2002 10:19:17 PM | Message Detail

The whole battlefield kicks ZGE in his *** as he leaves the battlefield.

ZGE, why do you have to mark everyone!?
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Likewhoa arrives at the battlefield and approaches his opponent. He dies two minutes later because he forgot to breathe. ~ LikeWhoa

From: zeldagameseasy | Posted: 7/30/2002 10:21:58 PM | Message Detail

ZGE turns around and pimp slaps everyone in the stadium. Then he leaves.

Why? Because it was against the TOS! Why else would I mark it?
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Every knee shall bow and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord. If you're going to tell me to shut up, then don't bother.

From: Duel007 | Posted: 7/31/2002 12:43:25 PM | Message Detail

No, you just mark things to piss us off!
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Likewhoa arrives at the battlefield and approaches his opponent. He dies two minutes later because he forgot to breathe. ~ LikeWhoa

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