| Lilo and Beefer |
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| From: Mars | Posted: 4/10/2002 6:24:08 PM | Message Detail
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"Hello! Are there any animals in here?"
"RRARGH! BEEFER SEE LITTLE GIRL!!! BEEFER HATE THE SMELL OF HER!! RRAGH!!"
"Hmm, I wonder if that one's got worms....."
"BEEFER LOVE WORMS!! FUN TO CHEW!!! RAGH!!"
"Oh no, he's not well....I better take him home."
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"Mom, I'm home!"
"AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! WHAT IS THAT THING????"
"RRAGH! BEEFER SEE HOT DISH! WHAT IS MOMMA'S NAME??"
"GET IT OUT OF THE HOUSE!! GET IT OUUUUT!!!!"
"I'm keeping him anyway!"
"RAGH! YEAH, WHAT SHE SAID!!!"
"Fine, but he'll be YOUR responsibility, do you hear me? You'll have to clean up after him, take him for walks, and get him neutered!!"
*Lilo sighs* "Okay, fine, I'll neuter him...." *gets scizzors*
"AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! STAY AWAY FROM BEEFER!!!! DON'T TAKE BEEFER'S MANHOOD!!!!!"
"It's not supposed to hurt--otherwise so many animals wouldn't have it done."
"NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!" Beefer crashes through the wall and leaves a cutout of himself as a hole. He runs back to his spaceship and returns to his alien planet.
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"I'm hungly. May I please have two beafboals?"--Selphie in the FF8 Debug Room |
| From: Beefer | Posted: 4/10/2002 6:33:41 PM | Message Detail
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Raargh! Haw Ho! Beefer say that funniness! Rughrgh! But Beefer no eat worms! Worms frighten Beefer sometimes! Beefer chew on carrot sticks because they am crunchy and Beefer love crunchiness! Beefer also not alien! Beefer all MAN! Beefer want to be on Oprah show!
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BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!" |
| From: Syrax | Posted: 4/10/2002 9:09:11 PM | Message Detail
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I Hate Resistance.
Beefer is going on 'Favorite Person' on every PCA from now on!
I Don't Hate Beefer.
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Mars should Archive this. Chikushou Ittou!
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours? |
| From: Juggling Joker | Posted: 4/10/2002 9:10:15 PM | Message Detail
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Beefer ownz j00.
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Because by fate even the gods are cast down, weep ye all with me.
~Juggling Joker~ |
| From: TornadosD | Posted: 4/11/2002 2:20:35 PM | Message Detail
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indeed JJ, indeed
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"Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Monogamy is the same." ~Oscar Wilde
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