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From: Bender1616 | Posted: 4/30/2002 12:09:15 AM | Message Detail

Post your beliefs here and Sir Bounces will tell you what an idiot you are for having that belief system. Simple idea. If you don't get it, you're too moronic to post in this topic so don't bother yourself with it.

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"No-one could possibly be smart enough to counteract that much stupid."-Tycho

From: I5Spiders | Posted: 4/30/2002 12:14:00 AM | Message Detail

I like cookies and kittens. And I believe that sunshine is the source of all our answers. :)

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I love Scientist and Bender and ScumBag and Mars and Goshawk and Sapphire and Beefer and Kane and Cribbs and Krosser and..."What the HELL did you just say?"Zih

From: sacdaddy 1357 | Posted: 4/30/2002 12:15:18 AM | Message Detail

I believe that the rotation of the earth is the sole reason I am still here.
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From: Mars | Posted: 4/30/2002 12:16:15 AM | Message Detail

I believe dogs are gods because their name spells that backwards and it has to be more than a coincidence. *sticks finger up nose*
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From: I5Spiders | Posted: 4/30/2002 12:17:35 AM | Message Detail

MARS!!!!! AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ROTMFFLMMFAO!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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I love Scientist and Bender and ScumBag and Mars and Goshawk and Sapphire and Beefer and Kane and Cribbs and Krosser and..."What the HELL did you just say?"Zih

From: Polas | Posted: 4/30/2002 12:18:12 AM | Message Detail

I believe that Sir Bounces is a little trash talking ***** that got bounced on his head one too many times after he prematurely popped out of a tennis ball machine.
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From: sacdaddy 1357 | Posted: 4/30/2002 12:18:54 AM | Message Detail

I believe that Polas kicks ass.
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"Karnov rules!" Deathjester
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From: Bender1616 | Posted: 4/30/2002 12:23:23 AM | Message Detail

Sir Bounces realizes you probably aren't serious, but also will take any chance he can get to make fun of beliefs, be they real or fake.

Sir Bounces: Basically what we have here is our common happy go lucky ******** idiot. Enjoy those cookies while you can, you anorexic freak. Because soon you'll plump up like a frikkin' Thanksgiving Turkey with all that crap inside of you. Then you'll become depressed and try to kill yourself by eating so much your fat ass will explode.
As far as the kittens go, those sons of ***** get mean as hell when they grow older. Kind've reminds me of a chick who's PMSing. In other words, you. So actually yeah, you'll get along great with those damn hairballs.
And there's the sunshine crap. If you're happy getting skin cancer and dying a slow, painful, lonely death, then I guess I'm not one to burst your bubble. But get used to people screaming like hell and trying not to touch you when they see your ugly cancer ass.
Moron.

NOTE: The views expressed in this topic are not necessarily the views of this user. Sir Bounces is a purely fictional character, and this topic is meant purely for entertainment. No true offense is meant to anyone.

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"No-one could possibly be smart enough to counteract that much stupid."-Tycho

From: I5Spiders | Posted: 4/30/2002 12:26:52 AM | Message Detail

Damn you bouncy ass!!!!!

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I love Scientist and Bender and ScumBag and Mars and Goshawk and Sapphire and Beefer and Kane and Cribbs and Krosser and..."What the HELL did you just say?"Zih

From: Bender1616 | Posted: 4/30/2002 12:30:21 AM | Message Detail

SacDaddy

Sir Bounces: I believe I'm sorry as hell the earth rotates if that's the thing that's keeping your moronic worthless ass here. I'd much rather see you get flung off into oblivion and die a cool, entertaining implosion death, or whatever the hell happens to people in space.
I believe it was the Queen of France who said: "I don't give a **** what you think, Colombus, you ASS. The earth is flat. I now banish you to the ends of the earth. Take the Mayflower and go."
That Queen knew what she was talking about. I couldn't give less of a crap what you think, saclessdaddy. The earth is flat, no way it rotates. And if you believe those nerds at NASA, then you're more of an idiot than I thought. I hope your head explodes when you finally get flung into space.
Moron.

NOTE: The views expressed in this topic are not necessarily the views of this user. Sir Bounces is a purely fictional character, and this topic is meant purely for entertainment. No true offense is meant to anyone.

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"No-one could possibly be smart enough to counteract that much stupid."-Tycho

From: Bender1616 | Posted: 4/30/2002 12:37:15 AM | Message Detail

Mars

Sir Bounces: Yeah, keep worshiping your God, you fru-fru religious sheep. Because this fake deity of yours does in fact have more in common with your average dog than he/she does with us superior humans.
And what the hell kind of deity is genderless anyway? What message is that sending to the children of America?
"Hey, sweety. Please worship this hermaphroditic freak. Only then will you be able to be a good little boy."
This is the most screwed up crap I've seen in my entire life. The majority of our society is based around an all powerful hermaphrodite who doesn't even exist! I'm surrounded by idiots!

NOTE: The views expressed in this topic are not necessarily the views of this user. Sir Bounces is a purely fictional character, and this topic is meant purely for entertainment. No true offense is meant to anyone.

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"No-one could possibly be smart enough to counteract that much stupid."-Tycho

From: Bender1616 | Posted: 4/30/2002 12:38:41 AM | Message Detail

Sir Bounces: Aw crap, I forgot my sign off phrase to Mars.
Well, here it is:
Moron.

NOTE: The views expressed in this topic are not necessarily the views of this user. Sir Bounces is a purely fictional character, and this topic is meant purely for entertainment. No true offense is meant to anyone.

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"No-one could possibly be smart enough to counteract that much stupid."-Tycho