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From: jukester | Posted: 7/16/2002 6:03:57 PM | Message Detail
@Park
Beefer- Rargh! What am feel? *looks up* RARGH! *shakes tree trunk and ducky and Likewhoa fall out* *Beefer catches them both* Beefer find!
Ducky- Yes. What were you doing, Likewhoa?
LikeWhoa- ....The Cribbs Dance...
Link2001- Hi!
Beefer- Beefer Taaackle! *Tackles Link2001 squishing him* Rargh! BEefer look for others! *runs off*
Ducky- *sits down*
Likewhoa- I better.. clean this up

@Boys Dorm Room 3
Smokey- Let us in
Madman- Ok.
Smokey- ....
Madman- ....
Smokey- Open the **** damn door.
Madman- Oh ok. *opens door*
Cribbs- Who threw the condom with the tampon in it at Jman?
Ganondork- Certianly not myself.
JJ- Certainly Syrax
Syrax- Lies! All lies! *twitches*
Cribbs- Alright, Syrax, come with us.
Syrax- Noooooooooo!
*Cribbs and Smokey take Syrax out of the room*
JJ- Hmm... I hope they use gasoline.

@Girls Dorm Room 2
*Knock*
AP- come in
*SoL walks in*
SoL- Hey! I got your stuff!
AP- Cool.
SoL- HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL!
AP- What?
SoL- *stutters* g-g- w-w- f- durrrr GIRLS!
AP- Yeah, SPR, NQ, and IcP.
SoL- *Grabs a beer, opens it and drinks it*
AP- ...Ok then.
SoL- (Dude, get me laid. Laaaaaaid)
AP- (I'll see what I can-)
SoL- *Drops down dead*
AP- OMG They killed SoL!
SPR- We're not bastards.
AP- *shivers*

jukester
From: Link2001 | Posted: 7/16/2002 7:30:49 PM | Message Detail
I will have revenge on you and Beefer...
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Leader of the temple of Time Force(http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=548&topic=2917880). "I promise you, revenge!"-Shadow, SA2:B
From: jukester | Posted: 7/16/2002 9:05:52 PM | Message Detail
Oh I'm sorry. Did you think I would give you an actual role as someone without even knowing your personality, who you are friends with, and how intelligent you are, then I owe you a big apology, sweety buns. But from now on, let's be clear on you thing, Sugar, you don't expect much without giving much. Ya see, the rest of these people have given me one thing to help me: they're personality. With it, I can appropriately act out my little scenes here and do stuff so that the readers believe it could be them. All I know is that you have a life, therefore I took it in my sitcom. If you have a problem with it, don't ask to be in it.

jukester
From: Habnot | Posted: 7/16/2002 9:08:57 PM | Message Detail
Jukester had my guy get hazed in the last one,so I'm leery of becoming the weird new person.But I don't care.

Wait,I confused myself...
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Things you'd never expect in an AIM convo...
ScientistPG: because the super nintendo OwnZ you
From: Habnot | Posted: 7/16/2002 9:09:45 PM | Message Detail
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!My bad!

jukester*
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ScientistPG: because the super nintendo OwnZ you
From: Alissa | Posted: 7/16/2002 9:45:15 PM | Message Detail
Hee hee! You called him sugar... *waits in anticipation for the next episode*
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"I've got enough guilt to start my own religion." - Tori Amos
From: jukester | Posted: 7/17/2002 1:07:29 AM | Message Detail
@Park
Beefer- Rargh! Searchy! *wanders near Cribbs's car* Rargh! Beefer hear noise! *lifts up car tarp to see GDrac and Pnk making out* Rargh! BEefer find!
Pnk- Uh... sure did.
GDrac- yeah... now uhh... go look for ZiH and them... we're.. busy...
Beefer- Rargh! Beefer say use condom! *picks up condom used to kill Jman and hands it to GDrac*
GDrac- hey thanks...

jukester
From: Antallic | Posted: 7/17/2002 1:13:21 AM | Message Detail
Can I be in it?
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/"Now let's see that joke ****" - Will Smith - Bad Boys\"Which thing, the first thing or the second thing?- Billy Crystal - Analyze This/ <("'")>
From: Antallic | Posted: 7/17/2002 1:13:34 AM | Message Detail
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From: jukester | Posted: 7/17/2002 1:26:21 AM | Message Detail
Sure...

jukester
From: Antallic | Posted: 7/17/2002 1:26:53 AM | Message Detail
LIKE OMG! *faints*
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/"Now let's see that joke ****" - Will Smith - Bad Boys\"Which thing, the first thing or the second thing?- Billy Crystal - Analyze This/ <("'")>
From: jukester | Posted: 7/17/2002 1:34:40 AM | Message Detail
Whatever.

jukester
From: Link2001 | Posted: 7/17/2002 6:01:07 AM | Message Detail
You never took the time to think about people like me. I can give you a small description if you want:

My best friend on GameFAQs is Vivin, who I know personally

I HATE work

I'm kinda violent

I have a short temper

I protest against higher authorities

Please use this.
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Leader of the temple of Time Force(http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=548&topic=2917880). "I promise you, revenge!"-Shadow, SA2:B
From: game girl 13 | Posted: 7/17/2002 6:11:27 AM | Message Detail
I love this show. Please keep it going. ^^
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Icy snowgirl
Lover of all games
From: goaliedracXIV | Posted: 7/17/2002 7:09:37 AM | Message Detail
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!

Sorry i have'nt been here for a while, outtin stuff in my new house.

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"I would never dump a girl...it's hard enough to get one!" ~Me
From: Angelic Panther | Posted: 7/17/2002 7:23:53 AM | Message Detail
hey, same here goaliemantypepersonthing. i wonder if pnk will get pregnant...
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princess mononoke rocks. i know of no other movie that can give u that many nightmares about pigs.
From: Madman220 | Posted: 7/17/2002 11:08:17 AM | Message Detail
@Boys Dorm Room 3
Smokey- Let us in
Madman- Ok.
Smokey- ....
Madman- ....
Smokey- Open the **** damn door.
Madman- Oh ok. *opens door*
Cribbs- Who threw the condom with the tampon in it at Jman?
Ganondork- Certianly not myself.
JJ- Certainly Syrax
Syrax- Lies! All lies! *twitches*
Cribbs- Alright, Syrax, come with us.
Syrax- Noooooooooo!
*Cribbs and Smokey take Syrax out of the room*
JJ- Hmm... I hope they use gasoline.

You have no idea how hard that made me laugh.
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I think. Therefore, I am. I think.
From: jukester | Posted: 7/17/2002 5:42:56 PM | Message Detail
Link2001- It's too late now. What, you think you can come back to life?

@Girls Dorm Room 2
AP- Whoa! SoL is back to life!
SoL- It appears that I have regenerated myself.
AP- Duuuude!
SoL- Me. Laid. Now.
AP- Hold on hold on... they DID try to kill you.
SPR- Lies!
AP- Explain this poisoned Molson.
SPR- ...Who did I give the Molsons to?
AP- *thinks* *squeal* *runs out*
SoL- *slams door shut* Ladies.. now that we're all alone...
SPR- *Shoves him out of the way* Time to die, Chrissy....

@Park
Beefer- Yum! Beefer smell food! *Mindlessly walks towards the cafeteria like Yogi Bear* Where food? *stumbles around sniffing* Mm... Beefer smell heat! *opens closet door* Rargh!
ZiH- O hello there. Suicune can't talk right now...
Beefer- Rargh! Beefer no want see manhood!

jukester
From: HandofThrawn | Posted: 7/17/2002 6:47:31 PM | Message Detail
This needs more HoT.
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One Life in Seven Nights
http://www.angelfire.com/ak5/handofthrawn26/7nights.html
From: jukester | Posted: 7/17/2002 11:04:23 PM | Message Detail
Of course it does. ...erm

jukester
From: jukester | Posted: 7/18/2002 1:07:15 AM | Message Detail
@Boys Dorm Lounge
Cribbs- Tie him up
Smokey- Ok. *ties Syrax up*
Syrax- blahhh! Authorities! Help me!
Smokey- I thought you were gagging him...
Syrax- Bananaaaa! HELP!!!! I love me- *is gagged*
Smokey- Thank you...
Cribbs- Ok. Now... what?
Smokey- I dunno. What can we do to him...
Syrax- Mmph! Mmppp Mpph! MMmm!
Cribbs- What was that? Stripped nude in front of the girls? Alrighty...
*They picked Syrax up and carry him to the Girls Dorm Lounge*

@Boys Dorm Room 2
PG- Well, you're finally back. What happened?
HoT- err... well... I... gave them the cameras.
PG- and?
HoT- .... I should pee. *runs off to bathroom*
Ellimist- Wierd.
PG- Indeed. SSBM?
Ellimist- Love to.

@Park
Beefer- Beef found all! Who it?
Likewhoa- Ermm.. I think we're done for today, right?
ZiH- Yessir we are. *pulls pants up*
Pnk- I'd say so too.
GDrac- Bye all.
*They all run in separate directions leaving Beefer alone in the park*
Beefer- Rargh! ... uhh Rargh!

jukester
From: Ice Cold Princess | Posted: 7/18/2002 7:21:48 PM | Message Detail
^^ lovely!
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im icy cold, more than you can handle. Ice Cold Princess = ICP = Insane Clown Posse DUH!
***<Medusa Freak>*** buttered toast and gravy
From: jukester | Posted: 7/18/2002 10:07:02 PM | Message Detail
Bump. I feel sick. I probably won't make a new episode until tomorrow. Blergh...

jukester
From: Warrior Chicken | Posted: 7/18/2002 10:34:10 PM | Message Detail
I would like to see myself included, but whatever.
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Any warrior can wield a chicken, but it takes a true idiot to use one in battle.
From: jukester | Posted: 7/19/2002 12:16:59 AM | Message Detail
Hmm... Warrior Chicken... the Degenerate... of course I have a place for you.

jukester
From: Link2001 | Posted: 7/19/2002 6:03:50 AM | Message Detail
NO WAY!!! I will NOT give up! But I won't give any ideas. So unless you can stand being annoyed to post 500, put me in as someone with a purpose and a brain. Just make something up.
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Leader of the temple of Time Force(http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=548&topic=2917880). "I promise you, revenge!"-Shadow, SA2:B
From: jukester | Posted: 7/19/2002 1:59:43 PM | Message Detail
@Park
Beefer- Rargh! Beefer all lone! Beefer need friend! Beefer see frat guy!
*Wacky drives by and throws balloons at Beefer*
Beefer- RargH! *Picks up Link2001's body and shields himself with it* Rargh! *Wacky drives off* Rargh... *eats Link2001's brain*

Link2001's purpose- Human Shield
Link2001's brain- Eaten

jukester
From: jukester | Posted: 7/19/2002 2:11:43 PM | Message Detail
*Water Balloons

jukester
From: Link2001 | Posted: 7/19/2002 2:48:02 PM | Message Detail
Jukester, I WILL NOT give up! Understand those words!!!
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Leader of the temple of Time Force(http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=548&topic=2917880). "I promise you, revenge!"-Shadow, SA2:B
From: Spirit Sage001 | Posted: 7/19/2002 2:52:36 PM | Message Detail
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From: PDZero | Posted: 7/19/2002 2:52:58 PM | Message Detail
whoa.. this is my first time reading this topic!

Very Insame!
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Mission Failed.. Josh 007 aka PDL aka PDZero!
From: Madman220 | Posted: 7/19/2002 2:54:47 PM | Message Detail
For the love of...we don't even know who you are! You're ****ing stranger! A newbie!
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I think. Therefore, I am. I think.
From: PDZero | Posted: 7/19/2002 2:56:20 PM | Message Detail
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From: Habnot | Posted: 7/19/2002 2:56:28 PM | Message Detail
Be glad jukester isn't marking for disruptive posting.But then again...what could be considered disruptive in this topic?
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ScientistPG: because the super nintendo OwnZ you
From: Spirit Sage001 | Posted: 7/19/2002 2:57:30 PM | Message Detail
Hey. jukester got him a part with a purpose. What else could he want?
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"He went to go see Garland."-Mikoto "Garland. Now THAT'S a sinister name" -Eiko, FFIX
From: Link2001 | Posted: 7/19/2002 2:57:45 PM | Message Detail
Just because I'm newer than most of you, it doesn't mean I should be treated like trash! If anyone has anything to say about that, talk now!!!
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Leader of the temple of Time Force(http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=548&topic=2917880). "I promise you, revenge!"-Shadow, SA2:B
From: JustAGirl | Posted: 7/19/2002 2:58:30 PM | Message Detail
You silly boy, you don't even deserve to be SPIT on by one of the characters, let alone being a character yourself.
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From: PDZero | Posted: 7/19/2002 2:59:17 PM | Message Detail
CORRECTION ° Insane

Im a Newbie?
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Mission Failed.. Josh 007 aka PDL aka PDZero!
From: Habnot | Posted: 7/19/2002 3:00:37 PM | Message Detail
*Smacks PDZ*

Of course not you!
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ScientistPG: because the super nintendo OwnZ you
From: JustAGirl | Posted: 7/19/2002 3:00:55 PM | Message Detail
Not you, Joshy.
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From: PDZero | Posted: 7/19/2002 3:02:07 PM | Message Detail
My Bad, Sorry bout that!

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Mission Failed.. Josh 007 aka PDL aka PDZero!
From: Link2001 | Posted: 7/19/2002 3:02:43 PM | Message Detail
I've enjoyed GameFAQs for some time but this is insane! Mad! Do you all judge people by their rank?!
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Leader of the temple of Time Force(http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=548&topic=2917880). "I promise you, revenge!"-Shadow, SA2:B
From: JustAGirl | Posted: 7/19/2002 3:03:54 PM | Message Detail
No, we judge based on how well we know somebody. Case in point, we don't know you. Therefore, you are inferior. Get used to it, this is the ZSB AKA Cold Bastards, Inc.
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From: Link2001 | Posted: 7/19/2002 3:08:53 PM | Message Detail
I doubt you people look at topics that people like me post.
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Leader of the temple of Time Force(http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=548&topic=2917880). "I promise you, revenge!"-Shadow, SA2:B
From: JustAGirl | Posted: 7/19/2002 3:09:28 PM | Message Detail
That's usually because they suck.
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From: Habnot | Posted: 7/19/2002 3:09:52 PM | Message Detail
Umm...I've been here for a little bit,and still don't know half the people here...

And you are judged ranking-wise by the McGray ranking system.
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Things you'd never expect in an AIM convo...
ScientistPG: because the super nintendo OwnZ you
From: Link2001 | Posted: 7/19/2002 3:12:03 PM | Message Detail
Tell me, have you ever seen my topics?
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Leader of the temple of Time Force(http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=548&topic=2917880). "I promise you, revenge!"-Shadow, SA2:B
From: Spirit Sage001 | Posted: 7/19/2002 3:12:32 PM | Message Detail
Yes and I really don't care for them.
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"He went to go see Garland."-Mikoto "Garland. Now THAT'S a sinister name" -Eiko, FFIX
From: JustAGirl | Posted: 7/19/2002 3:12:38 PM | Message Detail
Yeah, that's why I'm qualified to say they suck.
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From: Habnot | Posted: 7/19/2002 3:13:22 PM | Message Detail
That's generally the reason your topic gets ignored.That's why none of my topics have been wildly popular,cause they stink like a pile of dead chipmunks.
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Things you'd never expect in an AIM convo...
ScientistPG: because the super nintendo OwnZ you
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