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| From: krosser | Posted: 8/31/2002 12:40:00 AM | Message Detail |
| just fine the way it is keep going --- K |
| From: jukester | Posted: 8/31/2002 1:10:41 AM | Message Detail |
| On a similar note, PiccoIosFolly: oh yes keep going jukester |
| From: XxDrusillaxX | Posted: 8/31/2002 6:37:34 AM | Message Detail |
| The lack of Ducky makes her sad. *Is sad.* --- "...Can you 'ear them?...they sing of death...for the slaya,her blood will flow loike a river in the valley..." *~*~This is Ducky~*~* |
| From: zeldagameseasy | Posted: 8/31/2002 7:13:27 AM | Message Detail |
| Ouch. --- The golden rule: treat others the way you would want to be treated. |
| From: Ganondork | Posted: 8/31/2002 8:09:29 AM | Message Detail |
| Meh, it goes round in cycles. Once I was a main caracter, taking photos and killing Jman and whatnot, then I dissapeared forever. Now, I return (apparently) and so other characters are forced out of the light. Just wait. --- I WUV YOU JJ! And this old world is a new world and a bold world, for meeee! ~ Muse |
| From: jukester | Posted: 8/31/2002 9:22:33 AM | Message Detail |
| This is how it works behind the scenes: I create a few plots and write about them until their done. THey may not include everyone. Currently I have the Srtider's Angels bit, the Dorm/Frat wars bit, the Wacky Coming back to the Frat bit, Tatl and SPR killing the n00bs bit(Which is nearly done) and the Ellimist's Change of pace bit. That's what I'm working on now. I've probably forgot about one, but meeeeh. jukester |
| From: LiLDueI | Posted: 8/31/2002 9:24:33 AM | Message Detail |
| Make a Duel(Something cool) bit! --- Stop Yelling At Me! |
| From: jukester | Posted: 9/1/2002 9:42:31 AM | Message Detail |
| @Tatl and SPR Tatl- Time to clean up this n00bish mess. *Gets a vacuum* SPR- Yeah, they reek. *Gets a....nother vacuum* Element- !!! *Picks up knife and slowly walks to SPR and Tatl from the lounge* *Get's behind SPR and lifts the knife about to stab* ...AH! *Falls dead* SPR- *Turns around fast* Tatl- *Turns her head* Bleu- My my... what do we have here? Tatl- Oh hello Bleu. SPR, this is my other trainee. SPR- ...Hi... Bleu- Hmph. I'm outta heah. *Leaves* @Boys Dorm Room 2 HoT- Interesting. I'll give these to the guys when they get back. Mars- Alright. Now then... why do you have an Xbox, Ellimist? Ellimist- Why don't you have an Xbox, Mars? Mars- Because.... I don't need one. PG- *darts eyes nervously* Ellimist- The Xbox is soooo much better than the GC. HoT- Sithspit, the controls are much too big for anyone younger than 12 to play. Ellimist- Hmmm not really. *Pulls out control* HoT- ..Hmmm... they are smaller in real life. Hey... is that... HALO? Ellimist- Indeed it is. HoT- ... Hmmm... Perhaps we could play that now? PG- WAAAAAAAAAH! Mars- Yeah.... you two play, I'll put PG to bed. *Carries PG to bed* PG- mmmMmmMmmmm HoT- Yes... how does one shoot? Ellimist- This button here. Ahh... Mars- Ok. I guess I'll play too. @Good Burger Wacky- ... So... where am I? Krosser- Good Burger. Wacky- No, where am I. Krosser- Good Burger. Wacky- I don't ******* care how the ******* burger ****** tastes. Just tell me where the **** I am. Krosser- ....McDonald's. Wacky- Well this is one crappy McDonald's. jukester |
| From: Ethereal Warrior | Posted: 9/1/2002 2:25:41 PM | Message Detail |
| Meh, Brock sucks. --- I would make a clever sentence, but I'm feeling lazy. |
| From: Element05 | Posted: 9/1/2002 2:29:27 PM | Message Detail |
| Another great edition of the ZSB Sitcom. --- This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. ===========IMWMI("<) It's Jedi Kirby. |
| From: VGW | Posted: 9/1/2002 2:36:30 PM | Message Detail |
| hey jukester, you should put LTHOT in with ZGE and RA and their hilarious little schetches. --- What if the light at the end of the tunnel was just an oncoming train? videogame warrior(I am out of messages on my other account) |
| From: Bender1616 | Posted: 9/1/2002 2:37:48 PM | Message Detail |
| ...I'm pretty sure ZGE and RA are dead, VGW. --- "This topic is purely a pragmatical systematic degradation of an already defribulous enactomy."-Admiral Viscen |
| From: VGW | Posted: 9/1/2002 2:38:44 PM | Message Detail |
| Reincarnate them. --- What if the light at the end of the tunnel was just an oncoming train? videogame warrior(I am out of messages on my other account) |
| From: Ethereal Warrior | Posted: 9/1/2002 2:39:28 PM | Message Detail |
| No, I'm still alive! <RA's halves start moving around> --- I would make a clever sentence, but I'm feeling lazy. |
| From: Ethereal Warrior | Posted: 9/1/2002 2:41:08 PM | Message Detail |
| <climbs up a wall> <hangs there> --- I would make a clever sentence, but I'm feeling lazy. |
| From: LinkTheHeroOfTime | Posted: 9/1/2002 3:31:45 PM | Message Detail |
| I have an Idea. Why don't you shut up VGW? --- http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/sierranaked.jpg I don't play roms becuase i like to not break the law...breaking the law is illegal -NeMeSisTK4 |
| From: hero of time 43 | Posted: 9/1/2002 3:38:47 PM | Message Detail |
| *takes out notepad and pen* Today was a great day! LTHOT had an idea! --- Installing a grammar check on the message boards would be like putting up a smoke detector in hell~Ellimist |
| From: Syrax | Posted: 9/1/2002 4:01:25 PM | Message Detail |
| hey jukester, you should put LTHOT in with ZGE and RA and their hilarious little schetches. Yeah, and VGE and Element05. --- I killed... Nevermind, Duel's qoute would get me banned. |
| From: Element05 | Posted: 9/1/2002 4:08:23 PM | Message Detail |
| I can't be that bad, can I? --- This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. ===========IMWMI("<) It's Jedi Kirby. |
| From: Dark Bomber | Posted: 9/1/2002 4:23:46 PM | Message Detail |
| VGE? OMG! It's the combo of ZGE and VGW!! --- All the good sigs are taken, all the good quotes are taken, so I will tell you the story of my life: I hate you. |
| From: jukester | Posted: 9/1/2002 6:07:42 PM | Message Detail |
| {I have apparently forgotten about a room. Girls Dorm Room 2. NQ, AP, SPR, and err... that other person.... IcP. Yes that's right. AP, NQ and IcP haven't been on lately, so they couldn't complain, and SPR has her own plot, so she wasn't gonna complain. So now, I shall continue where they left off.... with SoL getting laid or whatever} @Girls Dorm Room 2 AP- Little pink bunny... little pink bunny... let me suck you... *sucks on pink bunny* Yum yum in my tum tum. NQ- *Walks out of bedroom* How could it break!? SoL- *walks out* I dunno...? NQ- *leaves the room* AP- *With bunny in his mouth* what haffent? SoL- ... Let's just say the resevoir leaked into the ground water. {Only a few males will get that joke. if you get it, and you aren't a male... think again} @Boys Dorm Room 2 HoT- Wow... after you get used to these controls it all runs so smoothly... Mars- Yes... I was expecting this thing to suck. Ellimist- Heh heh... aaaaaaand Mars goes down again. Mars- Bubadawa! Where were you?!? Ellimist- Perched somewhere.... cloaked. Mars- DAH! Thrawny, where were you?! HoT- Playing with this car... it's great... whee... Ellimist- Heh heh... oops, you're dead, too. HoT- NOOO!!! Fun with car has ended! jukester |
| From: Madman220 | Posted: 9/1/2002 7:25:04 PM | Message Detail |
| Yeah! I came back to say "Here!" ALRIGHT! Actually, I don't really mind...but, that was one ****ing long movie... --- Venn ist das nurnstuck git and Slotermeyer? Ya! Beigerhund das oder die Flipperwaldt gersput! |
| From: jukester | Posted: 9/3/2002 9:01:45 PM | Message Detail |
| A new episode coming by 5:30 AM GF time. jukester |
| From: jukester | Posted: 9/4/2002 7:26:26 PM | Message Detail |
| DAMMIT I need to update... but so..... weak.... sleepy.... jukester |
| From: jukester | Posted: 9/4/2002 7:53:03 PM | Message Detail |
| Habnots: I want Korn's Untouchables jukeyster29: but of course you do Sig up for grabs. jukester |
| From: Syrax | Posted: 9/4/2002 11:14:03 PM | Message Detail |
| VGE? OMG! It's the combo of ZGE and VGW!! Curses. I failed again. --- I killed... Nevermind, Duel's qoute would get me banned. |
| From: Angelic Panther | Posted: 9/4/2002 11:28:42 PM | Message Detail |
| SoL- ... Let's just say the resevoir leaked into the ground water thats the first time i've actually laughed out loud from something on the computer --- "I'll turn him into a bug, and put that bug in a box. I'll put that box in another box, then send it to myself. when it arrives, I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!" |
| From: scientist pg | Posted: 9/5/2002 12:07:02 AM | Message Detail |
| Mars- Yes... I was expecting this thing to suck. Mars doesn't use the word "suck"; he uses something like "crud" instead. And I wasn't in that scene either. *ratings drop* --- The Scientist knows best... "this graphic is baby" -Serge talking about Zelda GCN |
| From: Alissa | Posted: 9/5/2002 12:09:23 AM | Message Detail |
| "Yes... I was expecting this thing to crud."? Doesn't have quite the same charm... Haha --- You speak to me in riddles, and you speak to me in rhymes. My body aches to breathe your breath, your words keep me alive - Sarah McLachlan |
| From: roxpox77 | Posted: 9/5/2002 3:30:53 AM | Message Detail |
| [This message was deleted at the request of the original poster] |
| From: GamePunk88 | Posted: 9/5/2002 1:52:32 PM | Message Detail |
| bump! --- http://s2.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=7&topic=4113420 SIGN THIS PETITION!! WE NEED MORE NAMES! |
| From: ZGE | Posted: 9/6/2002 3:54:53 PM | Message Detail |
| Bump. --- CodeNeon11: List some cons of Lttp. Water Gemini: I'm not in it. |
| From: jukester | Posted: 9/8/2002 12:19:12 PM | Message Detail |
| ...Ahhh.... It is great to be back. On Thursday I had recieved a high speed internet cable modem thingy self install a ma jig. So I installed it. I uninstalled my crap internet dial up. So... everything was prepared, but no internet. So we call up the service, they say it'll take a few hours to prepare it. That's... ok. So I wait. 3 hours later, no service. So we call, someone else answers, tells us it'd take about 24 hours. ...That's.... ok. The next day 27 hours after, still nothing. So we call, they say they haven't made our account yet. SONS OF *****ES! So they make our account. ... Still nothing. So they have to come and boost our power on the cable outside. This happened today a half hour ago. So now I'm back, and can do things fast. Boo kah. jukester |
| From: jukester | Posted: 9/8/2002 2:53:24 PM | Message Detail |
| @PG's Bedroom PG- Hmm... sleepy... dweams about... [Intro to Song and Dance] Mario and Link! Saving the day! Jumping on goombas and dragons to slay! Down with evil and turtles with spikes! Get to the castle and save those dikes! Powerups and hearts! Boots and hookshots! SAVING THE DAY AGAIN!!! Oh how I'd like to be a superstar I would travel near and very far I would rescue damsels in distress Then I'd press myself on her dress Mars- Oh how he'd like to be a hero He go about without any fear-o He would smite the enemies down Then he'd lift up her gown HoT- Oh how he'd like to use magic powers He'd make fire and lightning showers He'd use it to make evil doers hurt Then he'd feel up her skirt Ellimist- Oh how he'd like to a legend He wants to be known for the one who would defend He would guard the castle of good Then he'd **** her like he should All- That's right! That's right! He's RapistMan! He rapes everything like one can! He goes through the night and finds his lady! Saves her, swoons her, and we can't rhyme with lady! [Editor note: None of the characters in this episode represent what the people they are based think or do.] jukester |
| From: scientist pg | Posted: 9/8/2002 4:30:57 PM | Message Detail |
| How very...accurate. --- The Scientist knows best... "It's just one big soap opera now" -ScumBag |
| From: AntalIic | Posted: 9/8/2002 4:37:05 PM | Message Detail |
| I just touched the "y" key --- "There's always some ****** ****** trying to ice skate up hill." - Wesley Snipes as "Blade" - Blade |
| From: Habnot | Posted: 9/8/2002 8:32:59 PM | Message Detail |
| Come on people,you know you want that sig. --- *pees in your crack*~jukester,making an innocent convo incredibly wrong. |
| From: RockMFR 5 | Posted: 9/8/2002 10:37:39 PM | Message Detail |
| LMAO!! I wish I was Rapist Man. --- <SSBM-290><P9-DC><SMB-MASTER><MKSC-WRx7> o_0 "RockMFR is some sort of freak." ~ Polas |
| From: jukester | Posted: 9/9/2002 3:13:26 PM | Message Detail |
| {Writer's note: Being that I am a moron and lazy, I forgot the status of the Polas & Quid Mission. So, I'll continue where my brain says we are} @Road between Frat and Dorm Polas- Ok, right now we are missing the next match. I'm running. Quid- Noooooo, Polas- Bah... the Polas doesn't want to run either. Quid- Good, We won't be missing much, Polas- Au contrair mon ami, the Polas has a bet on this one. Quid- Oh, Polas- Hmm... McGray's car.... paint... the Polas is glad he is coming back. Quid- Indeed, @Gamius Guyius's Island Rock- Alrighty... Let's get Antallic. Lisa- Where is he? Laura- There he is! *points* Antallic- Eeeeeep. *scurries away* Alissa- Let's go! *They run after Antallic* Rock- Hmm... wait. There are 2 entrances. We should split up or something...... gang. Alissa- Alright. I'll go with Lisa. Rock- Poyfekt. Laura- Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo....... Rock- Let's go get'm Laura. Laura- Poor me.... poor me.... @Dormers Battle Cribbs- Good. They run. JJ- Yeah... and here come Polas and Quiddy. Madman- Ahh... I chucked a paint balloon right in the sunroof. *Does some odd thing Madman would do* jukester |
| From: jukester | Posted: 9/11/2002 4:32:35 PM | Message Detail |
| @Dormers Cribbs- Alright, let's head back then. Smokey- Hey... Cribbs- Good, you're back. Smokey- Yeah, where's JJ? I borrowed this gun from him. Cribbs- He... was right there... but... hmm.. Syrax- Yeah, where'd he go? @Where JJ is JJ- Yes, dear almighty lord, please grant me strength... ???- *Shines a light* JJ- I am enlightened! *Basks* ???- Go and do the thing with the person. JJ- Yes, lord. *walks away* @LikeWhoa LikeWhoa- Crikey... here's one a' dem crazay Beefm's... let's see if I can catch and put a pooty in its mouth... Beefer- ...err Rarg.. rargh.... ERRR RARGH.... rargh... LikeWhoa- Crikey, this thing sure is rabid. I better watch out.. *jumps around in circles* Beefer- RARGH RAGRH! *pounces* LikeWhoa- CRIKEY! *hits Beefer with a stick* jukester |
| From: jukester | Posted: 9/14/2002 3:41:41 PM | Message Detail |
| Must....reach.... 450.... to be ....arc...hiv...e...d.... ugh.. jukester |
| From: Duel007 | Posted: 9/14/2002 3:48:43 PM | Message Detail |
| ugh ugh ugh! Must......reach.......bathroom.....before.....I....poop myself...... --- Currently The Conscious Of: Bender1616 http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=957826 ~ My Zelda FanFiction! Review It! |
| From: JustAGirl | Posted: 9/14/2002 3:51:40 PM | Message Detail |
| Doth my eyes deceive me? Nope. --- I like it when people quote themselves. - Me ~Juggling Joker~ |
| From: Habnot | Posted: 9/14/2002 7:28:52 PM | Message Detail |
| *Pushes jukester up to 444 by wondering about what PG would do without a GCN* It's like taking away firearms from ol' Charley there. --- *pees in your crack*~jukester,making an innocent convo incredibly wrong. |
| From: Icy snowgirl | Posted: 9/14/2002 8:45:52 PM | Message Detail |
| Good It is still around! --- Who has the Power to Forgive ones faults? Who has the Wisdom to Forget those faults? Who has the Courage to start over again? ~ MSimm62385 Sheikah Rock!! |
| From: jukester | Posted: 9/14/2002 9:04:08 PM | Message Detail |
| *Sigh* My funny is at a mediocre level. But tis enough to make an episode. @Boys Dorm Room 2 PG- uhh hrmm... uhh... HoT- hmmm... Mars- ....*whistles* Ellimist- Um... well... uhh.. PG- ...yeah... Mars- ...so how about ... err... them... HoT- ..things? Mars- Yes. Yeah... yeah? Ellimist- ...They're ... ... PG- Thingy? Ellimist- Yes... yess...... HoT- ... Don't ever sing again, Peter. @Rock and SaiyanGirl Laura- Let's get this over with... Rock- We have to sneak in quietly and not attract attention. Laura- ..Whatever.. Rock- There's one of the guards. FFVIIman- I've got a lovely bunch of co-co-nuts! La la la la laaaa la laaa! Laura- How.... accurate... there's another... Mumbo- *runs around in circles throwing powdered donuts everywhere screaming "Dowdy dowdy" and peeing* FFVIIman- I wuv ice cweam! *pours ice cream on self* Antallic- *walks in* What the ****ing hell are you ****** ******* ***** **** doing?! Mumbo- .... FFVIIman- .... Mumbo- Getting in trouble? FFVIIman- That reminds me of a song I used to sing to this one sexy tree. It goes something like this: ...Daisy daisy... Laura- Aww **** no... *takes out rocket launcher* *aims* *fires* *Rocket decapitates FFVIIman* Rock- *jumps out and takes out gun* Put your weapons down and we won't kill you! Antallic- *Starts to run away* Rock- No. Antallic- *Shakes head in a quizitive way* Rock- No... no ru- Antallic- *Starts running* Rock- NO! no run- Antallic- ... Mumbo- I made up a song it's really cool listen it's about my little sister who cant pee right so Who rocks the potty rocks the potty Rock- No.. shh..no.. Mumbo- My sister rocks the potty rocks the potty.. Laura- DIE! *pummels Mumbo with two Sais and sticks them in his neck* Antallic- ****************** crap. Rock- Alrighty, time to die, Antallic. Antallic- Not yet.. *drinks special ooze* What is this special ooze? Did you get stupider when you read things Mumbo said? Does this affect you when he actually posts? WHOA HO HO! jukester |
| From: AntaIIic | Posted: 9/14/2002 9:08:35 PM | Message Detail |
| LOL --- "There's always some ****** ****** trying to ice skate up hill." - Wesley Snipes as "Blade" - Blade |
| From: Alissa | Posted: 9/14/2002 9:13:38 PM | Message Detail |
| *faints* --- Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps... - Emo Philips |
| From: Duel007 | Posted: 9/14/2002 9:17:18 PM | Message Detail |
| omg! You killed Alissa! You bastard! --- Currently The Conscious Of: Bender1616 http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=957826 ~ My Zelda FanFiction! Review It! |
| From: jukester | Posted: 9/14/2002 9:19:16 PM | Message Detail |
| One more post and Mars can archive this. jukester |
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