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From: Misfit Man
Link VS Archie and the Gang

Archie and his sorry group bring their instruments and prepare to face off with Link.
Archie: "Okay gang. Hit it. Our bad musical taste should send this long-eared fashion into yesterday's news!"
As the gang sets up their stuff, Link comes strolling down the sidewalk, on Epona (his trusty steed)
Archie: "Okay gang. Here he comes!"
Reggie: "I feel as nasty as anything nasty."
Jughead: "Yo Arch. After this, let's head down to Choklit Shoppe for a snack. I can feel my stomach calling my name a thousand times."
Reggie: "Pipe down you sandwich head! he's coming"
Betty: "Golly, this is so fun"
Veronica: "If only we had brought along..."
Archie: "Quiet, everyone. As soon as he approaches us, we give him the musical fest of his life!"

As Link was about to turn around the corner, Archie and the gang prepare to make some noise. But Link senses the danger when his Triforce of Courage starts to glow from his hand.
Link: "Hmmm, this Lord Archie and his band are about to strike me down in a premeditated ambush. I shall brandish them and vanquish them at their own game."
Link disbands Epona, he let her carry on (as Eplna is very figgity to loud noises)
Link: "We shall see who gets the final laugh here"
As Epona turned the corner, Archie and the gang blasted their instruments to top volume - sending the whole neighborhood into one loud 70s party zone. Epona, frighened by the sounds (ohh, the deadly sounds) began to high-kick her hoofs all over the Archies.
Archie: "Ark! The horse has gone insane!"
Epons continued her hoof-kicking, her tail-lashing, her head-butting, her body-swinging, her trampling on the bone-crunched Archies.

Well, I guess we know who won..Link

From: Magora link
Link could beat any final fantasy character easily for example:

Link vs cloud: Link charges at cloud who can't do anything because he has to wait his turn to attack. Link uses this to his advantage and drops a powder keg. Link gets the hell out of there and BooM no cloud. Sephiroth comes and link uses the FD mask. He cuts him in half. He then runs around on a mad rampage killing all that was Final Fantasy.

Don't worry, folks, I'm gonna step in here pretty soon. I happened to be registered for this page.

From: great darmani
LINK VS. HOMER SIMPSON
Homer brings a box of donuts so he can throw them at Link.
DOH! Homer already ate them before the match.

WINNER: LINK

Now it's my turn!

From: Me
LINK VS. THE TICK

Link fires his Hookshot into Tick's head. The Tick says "SPOOOOOOOON!!!" over and over so many times that Link can't take it any more and fires a Hookshot into HIS OWN head.

WINNER: TICK

From: Me
LINK VS. GAMEFAQS MODERATOR

ROUND ONE!...

[This Hylian has been deleted by a GameFAQs Moderator]

He never stood a chance. Sad.

From: Ravage58
Link vs. Spiderman!

Spiderman ties link up in his webbing and then link cuts thru with his sword and stabs spiderman...

From: Me
Then Spiderman recovers in the hospital and returns two weeks later when Link least
expects it. Link suddenly whirls around and brings out his sword, and they're about to fight
when Shaggy and Scooby Doo rip off Spiderman's mask. "EEEEEK! IT'S LARA CROFT!!!!"
screams Link. "BUT I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU(in TR: The Last Revelation)!!!" Then
Shaggy pulls off HIS mask and...IT'S AERIS GAINSBOROUGH!!! Link screams. "RUH-
OH!" says Scooby. "I STOLE HER PARKING SPACE ONCE!!!" Lara and Aeris are about
to destroy Link when there's a huge noise behind them. "ZOINKS!!!" screams Aeris. It's the
GameFAQS Moderator, who deletes this whole thing for being too stupid.

WINNER: GAMEFAQS MODERATOR