| who would win? link vs... page four |
| From: Ravage58 last one for now... Link VS. Darth Vader Darth vader activates his lightsaber and swings at link. Link defends it with his Master Sword but it gets cut in half cuz of the lightsaber. Then Darth Vader Force Chokes link and link is killed Winner: Darth Vader From: Me DARTH VADER VS. GAMEFAQS MODERATOR Darth uses the Force to avoid getting deleted. Then they both realize they're equally evil, so they just forget the whole thing and become pals. From: Me LINK VS. BILLY BLANKS, FOUNDER OF TAE-BO DROP! KICK! PUNCH! PUNCH! KICK! KICK! KICK! PUNCH! PUNCH! KICK! HA! PUNCH! PUNCH! WINNER: Billy, because he sued Link afterward From: Chrono Strife Link vs Squall Link attacks Squall but only does 4 damage and Squall has 9999 hp. Squalls ATB is full and uses lionheart and after a blinding amoung of slashes and ouches link is no more but a pile of dust on termina field Winner: Squall Link vs Cloud Rinse wash Repeat; but this time with Omnislash Link vs any Gundam Gundam steps on Link and link is squashed Link vs Me Link lunges at me but I turn off the N64 and Link is thrown into the oblivion that is a blank TV Winner: me From: Me LINK VS MICHAEL EISNER Eisner is happily playing in his pink, pillow-stuffed office when Link barges in! "HOW DARE YOU TRY TO DESTROY THE MAGIC OF DISNEY!!!" Eisner screams, and sends out Disney heroines Pocahontas, Mulan and Betty Friedan. They don't last three seconds, and Link is about to win this battle when Eisner's scientist-for-hire, Professor Hojo, steps in. "Sir, we've succeeded in cloning you," Hojo says. "AH. EXCELLENT. NOW I CAN FINALLY TAKE OVER THE WORLD," says Eisner. "Ah, not really, there's a slight problem," confesses Hojo. "You see, the clone is just like you, except it's 1/8 your size, and it's a girl." "EXCELLENT!" says Eisner. "I SHALL CALL HER...MINNIE-ME!!" Then Eisner sends Minnie-Me after Link. After a long, suspenseful battle filled with tasteless crude jokes, Link finally succeeds in destroying Minnie-Me. But he doesn't notice the laser Eisner is readying that's designed to steal Link's mojo and put in in Regis Philbin. Eisner is about to fire when "Kuzco the Llama" runs up and accidentally trips on the cord, silencing the laser. "CURSES! FOILED AGAIN!!" scowls Eisner. Then he get beaten up. WINNER: LINK From: Me LINK VS. GOD ROUND ONE!... [God deleted by a GameFAQS Moderator] Oh well, that was bound to happen someday, I guess... WINNER: LINK |