| who would win? link vs... page five |
| From: Scizor87 Link vs. Mass Zerg Hydralisks (StarCraft) boss music starts to play and link is dropped into a very, very, VERY large room. The black walls start to move. then they seem to come closer. Then you can make out the faces of many crazed Hydralisks. Many Masked Flesh-Eaters Mass Hydralisks Link starts by using sword spin on the surrounding hydras, killing 7 of them. But there are 193 more!! Soon, link runs to a corner and uses his shield to block the hydralisks' sharp claws and armor piercing needle spines. Soon, link puts on the Stone Mask and isn't noticed by the hydras, so link takes out a powder keg and blows up 158 of them. 39 left! So link starts throwing bombs and bombchus and shooting arrows and slashing every hydralisk until they're dead. But then, when the boss music stops, an even creepier music starts to play. Soon, out from the shadows come... masked cuddly idiots Teletubbies This starts out by the Teletubbies summoning their scary baby-faced sun, which blocks the ugly-faced moon which is threatening Termina. Link is dazed by the ugliness, but shoots an ice arrow at the sun, freezing it and the frozen sun crashes into the Teletubbies, turning them to a thick paste. The bad part, the world is now plunged into eternal darkness. Winner: Austin Powers, international man of mystery *yeah baby!* From: Me Hmm. This thread is getting kinda long. Let's summarize who Link has gone up against the MOST TIMES: CLOUD STRIFE (4 times) TELETUBBIES (3 times) PIKACHU (twice) Now, Link's most popular opponents will face EACH OTHER!! CLOUD STRIFE VS. TELETUBBIES Cloud brings out his Ultimate Sword and prepares to do Omnislash. But, suddenly, Dipsy turns on his tummy TV! "N-NO! NO! WHAT--AAAAAAAAACKKK!" Cloud falls to the ground, the flickering of the screen driving him mad. "AAAAACK! THE VOICES IN MY HEAD! AAAAAAAACK!" Cloud rolls all over the ground in pain while the Teletubbies cackle in evil. Dipsy turns up the TV's flickering. "AAAARGHHHH! SEPHIROTH, IS THAT YOU??? WHY DID I JOIN SOLDIER??? AAAAACCKKK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!" Shortly, Cloud is confined to a wheelchair and spends the next six months at the Betty Ford Clinic. WINNER: TELETUBBIES From: Me LINK VS. THE DIRTY-MINDED THREE WARNING! OBSCURITY AHEAD! READ THIS EXPLANATION! Stop-N-Swop was this annoying 7-year-old who was recently getting on the board and posting dumb rumors that he made up. He's mentioned a lot from here on. If you don't know who Ariana Almondos is (she pulled the biggest hoax in Zelda history), then click here. Otherwise... Link opens the Boss Door with the Boss Key. He steps in to FIND--nothing. The room is 4 times 6 square feet. "What the--" BEFORE LINK CAN FINISH THINKING, THE GROUND CRUMBLES BENEATH HIM! "AAAAAAAHHH!!!!" Link screams as he tumbles down a dank, dark pit into who knows where. Link lands with a thud. "W-WHO ARE YOU?" He gathers up his courage and unsheathes his sword. A disgusting cackle reverberates throughout the entire room. Link shivers at the sound. Through the fog, he can just make out the shape of an evil, warty woman. And no, it's not Koume or Kotake...IT'S ARIANA ALMONDOS!!! "EEEEE-HEE-HEE-HEEEEE!!" cackles Ariana. "I'M NOT SCARED OF YOU!" yells Link. "BUT YOU WILL BE, DEARIE," Ariana replies. "LOOK WHAT I GOT." "OH-NO, IT'S THE TRIFORCE!! BUT HOW DID YOU GET IT???" Link gasps. "I HAD HELP," Ariana says. And as soon as she finishes talking, Link can hear the slithering of... a large lizard? NO, IT'S STOP-N-SWOP!!! "Yeah, I got it by bribing Ganon's eviller twin brother, who I found in "Link's Awakening" by doing the Crooked Cartridge thing while slamming the back of my game with a sledgehammer and performing brain surgery on Renee Zelwegger! True!" "WHO'S THE THIRD ONE OF YOU???" stammers Link nervously. "I AM," says Godzilla. "Well, okay," says Link. "GET HIIIIIIIIIM!!!" Ariana screams. How will Link get out of THIS??? Tune in for part 2... |