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From: Me
LINK VS. THE DIRTY-MINDED THREE (PART TWO)

"HA HA HA," cackled Stop-N-Swop, He put on the Mario Mask and turned into Fierce Diety Mario.
Link ran, but he couldn't escape the deadly accuracy of Fierce Diety mario's mushroom gun. So he tried his shield, but Ariana took it out with one blast from the fourth piece of the Triforce. "HA HA, HE'S DOOMED," laughed Ariana.
Frantically searching for something, anything, Link finally realized that whenever he couldn't outbeat an enemy in a Zelda game, he would outsmart them. That's just what he would do. He made a mad dash for Ariana's purse.
"NO! NOT THERE!" But it was too late. Link had gotten the item from the purse and transformed himself into Fierce Dirty Peach!
"OH CRUD! NOT THE MRS! HOW DO I TAKE THIS THING OFF???" Stop-N-Swop tried and tried, but then he realized you COULDN'T take the Fierce Diety Mario mask off, unless you had gotten the Pegasus Boots from the Sky Temple by playing the Overture of Sages next to the house of the Know-It-All Brothers at 2:53 game time. He was sunk.
Stop-N-Swop ran, but Fierce Diety Peach was closing in! "HA HA, THINGS ARE TURNING MY WAY," Link said. "NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS--" Suddenly, Godzilla snuck up behind him and HIT HIM WITH A BLAST OF HOT FIRE BREATH, CAUSING LINK TO LOSE HIS FIERCE DIETY PEACH POWERS! And before he could get up, Ariana blasted him with a deadly spell that caused him to lose his sword, armor, all his items--everything! Well, he still had his Kokiri tunic on...
"NOW HE'S OUT OF TRICKS," sneered Ariana. "Yeah," agreed Stop-N-Swop, and pulled out his Biggergoron sword, which was 53 times more powerful than the Biggoron sword. It could also shoot nuclear bomb arrows. "I got it by--"
"NO EXPLANATIONS! PLEASE!!!!" yelled Link.
" 'kay," Stop-N-Swop said. Now they all had Link cornered. Stop-N-Swop RAISED THE BIGGERGORON SWORD---

TO BE CONCLUDED IN THE ACTION-PACKED FINISH
ON JANUARY 21!!! Written on January 20

From: ice arrows galore
what if link battled a hurricane...LINK. what if the hurricanes name was Ditka.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...da bears...

From: Me
Just a reminder! We're just 18 hours away from the thrilling conclusion of LINK VS. THE DIRTY-MINDED THREE! So don't miss it!

From: Magora link
Link vs everyone
10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 people charge at link Sorry, we're not printing this one in its entirety...sigh...

From: Me
And now...the conclusion!

LINK VS. THE DIRTY-MINDED THREE
PART 3

When we last left the situation, Link was about to meet his end at the hands of liars Ariana and Stop-N-Swop!
"HA HA HA," says Ariana. "NOTHING CAN SAVE YOU NOW!"
And just then, who should arrive but...CARP CAPTOR SAKURA!!! THAT'S RIGHT, DIRECT FROM TEJAYES' SIG, SHE ARRIVES AND HURLS DEAD FISH AT LINK'S 3 OPPONENTS!!!!
"CURSES! IT'S CARP CAPTOR SAKURA! WHAT'LL WE DO NOW???" scowls Ariana.
She aims her Triforce at Sakura, bur before she can fire, Sakura throws a large carp and it knocks the Triforce away! Link gets it and FIRES IMMEDIATELY!!!

"AAAAAAAAGGHHHHH!! I'M MELTIIIIIING! WHATAWORLD, WHATAWORLD!!!" wails Ariana.
"JUST WAIT 'TIL BANJO-THREEIE," wails Stop-N-Swop.

"Well, that's that," says Link. BUT HE FORGOT ABOUT GODZILLA!!! He turns around just in time to see Godzilla burp out Sakura's skull.
"Wuh-oh," says Link.
IN A "BAMBI VS. GODZILLA MOMENT", GODZILLA STOMPS LINK FLAT! Oh well...

WINNER: Austin Powers, international man of mystery *Yeah, baby!*
What, again?

From: hotdawg1
I think that link would get killed against a jedi knight. cuz the light saber would go right through links sword, so there would be no way to block the jedi's attacks.